Allow me to introduce myself....

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I am not very out of this world.

lizard people

 

[Headsprouter]

I am Headsprouter, and I like lizard people when not just "the evil reptiles".

Genes.

 

[thesilentman]

Jeans. Oh you mean genes. And no, my ancestors and I, Silent, never had genes for a suit of armor.

Teleportation.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and teleportation would be cool.

barnacles

 

[kailus13]

I'm the SS kailus, and my bottom is encrusted with barnacles.

Squid

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Hi, I'm Redlin5 and what you just ate was really squid.

13

 

[thesilentman]

13 is NOT the sign of bad luck for me, Silent.

Bad writing.

 

[Fijiman]

Fijiman am I, and I'm not terrible at writing.

mittens

 

[thesilentman]

I like knitting mittens. It's part of me, Silent! :-D

Pied Piper.

 

[dalek sec]

I'm Dalek Sec, the new Pied Piper!

Chickens.

 

[thesilentman]

You're Dalek Sec, the leader of the chickens, while I, Silent, am the new Pied Piper!

Insanity and cookies.

 

[Fijiman]

Fijiman here saying that insanity and cookies and a good mix.

smelly feet.

 

[thesilentman]

Smelly feet? Don't care, I'm a suit of Silent armor. Geddit? :-D

The most wonderful thing on the planet.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I'm Eagle, and fire is beautiful in it's glorious simplicity.

Gabe Newell watching you...

 

[kailus13]

I'm kailus, and you'd best beware, for Gabe Newell is watching you.

Rulers

 

[thesilentman]

People made me, Silent, with rulers!

Sweet nightmares.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and what the hell is a sweet nightmare?

strange music

 

[Fijiman]

I am Fijiman and brains are not part of my diet.

really creepy dolls

 

[thesilentman]

I'm Silent, and no. I am NOT a really creepy doll. It's a myth that Tizzy and the others have here, I swear.

Oceans.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I'm not one of the ones who threw Silent into the ocean.

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