Allow me to introduce myself....

[thesilentman]

asdfjkla;jdsfklajdsflajsdfkajsdkfjasdfjadflk;aldfjalskdfja;dsfjs

What again? Yeah? dfvjkiafdjhjao? No, I'm Silent.

World War II.

 

[kailus13]

I'm kailus, and I didn't start World War 2, honest!

Hammerhead sharks.

 

[Fijiman]

Hammerhead sharks are not Fijiman, I am.

the land of the unknown jellybeans

 

[thenageone]

im thenageone, i come from the land of unknown jellybeans. they banished me so now im here.

some kind of delicious cheese

 

[Coppernerves]

I'm Coppernerves, a lover of gouda, but not a hobgoblin.

Order Of The Stick

 

[Fijiman]

The Order of The Stick tried to replace me with a duplicate Fijiman, but they forgot that I can't do extreme sports.

the man on the pastry dish

 

[thesilentman]

The man on the pastry sheet is just another sign of Silent's multiple personality syndrome.

Falling into a sea of food.

 

[Dr.Susse]

After I ate through the meatballs sadly I ended up in the soup district. Hello I'm Jacob and I survived the sea of food.

A Tv embrace.

 

[thenageone]

after a long embrace with my girlfriend, i was suddenly thrown through into this world via a television. im thenageone, im either a fictional character come to life, or completely mad...

trapped in infinity

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Hello, I'm Redlin5 and my mind is trapped in infinity.

Teddy Bear surgery.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and that was a weird video.

sdrawkcab tsop ruoy ekam t'noD

 

[MetaKnight670]

I'm Meta, and I obey rules that are set out for me such as not making my post backwards.

Stupid like a fox.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm Redlin and when it comes to women I'm stupid like a fox.

No self confidence.

 

[thesilentman]

No self confidence is a myth around me, Silent.

Utopia.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Hi, I'm Nantucket and I am my own Utopia.

Condescending.

 

[thenageone]

condescending? no; im thenageone, you silly silly person

positron

 

[thesilentman]

... The hell is a positron? I, Silent, certainly am not one.

Spacepunk!

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and spacepunk sounds kind of awesome.

fat people in video games.

 

[thenageone]

im thenageone and i believe that fat people in video games have been misrepresented for too damn long!

the trees

 

[Neuromancer]

I'm Neuro Wait wait wait wait WAIT! Why do you want to know who I am, eh? YOU'RE WITH THE TREES AREN'T YOU?

TIMBER!