Allow me to introduce myself....

Redlin5_v1legacy · May 11, 2014

Hey, I'm Redlin5 and I know a guy who always has glitter on his face!

Banhammering.

Barbas · May 11, 2014

Hey, I'm Barbas and I've seen some shit...and that shit involved banhammering.

Shrooms.

username sucks · May 12, 2014

My username sucks and I always eat the red shrooms. They make me giant!

look at the time

Padwolf · May 12, 2014

Greetings, I'm Padwolf. Look at the time! It's time to fly away on my magic carpet.

Magic.

PsychicTaco115 · May 12, 2014

Hai, I'm PsychicTaco115 and I will make you disappear from this room! *sets it on fire*

Hookers

Barbas · May 12, 2014

My name is Barbas and my favourite rugby players are the hookers.

Neutrality.

Fijiman · May 13, 2014

I am Fijiman and I like the following song.

banana tennis

Kitsune Hunter · May 14, 2014

I'm Kitsune Hunter and I'm so alternative that I play tennis with bananas instead of balls

Smoke

username sucks · May 14, 2014

My username sucks and I enjoy the smell of smoke when I'm burning corpses.

Pupkins.

Artina89 · May 18, 2014

My name is Artina, and I really like pumpkin seeds toasted.

Thorium

username sucks · May 19, 2014

My username sucks and I smelted down some Norse gods to create Thorium!

Sleepy

Artina89 · May 19, 2014

I'm Artina and I am sleepy after a hard days work.

Placebo

username sucks · May 19, 2014

My username sucks and I can overcome bullet wounds using the placebo effect!

Alone.

Fijiman · Aug 12, 2014

I am Fijiman and sometimes I feel as though I might as well be playing games alone.

super cannons

Redlin5_v1legacy · Aug 17, 2014

Hi, I'm Redlin5 and I am putting super cannons on my Hornet.

Distraction.

RedDeadFred · Sep 14, 2014

Hi, I'm Fred, and that person's profile page could probably induce seizures in the elderly.

Paper cuts.

Rabbitboy · Sep 14, 2014

Hai. I am Rabbitboy and I like to cut my self with paper.

sexy time

RedDeadFred · Sep 15, 2014

Hi, I'm Fred and sexy time is awesome time.

Low ceilings.

Zombie_Fish · Sep 15, 2014

*stands up* "Hi, I'm Zombie and-" *bangs head* "Ow! Damn these low ceilings!"

Boring superpowers.

kingofkumquats · Sep 15, 2014

Hi, I'm kingofkumquats and I have the ability to immediately know the name of every object I pick up. *Picks up pen* Hello, Timothy.

Medication