Alone in the Dark: A Pyromaniacal Poking Simulator

[BallPtPenTheif]

nice review Gigantor. when will these survivial horror games learn that awkward and finnicky game mechanics are not the way to instill fear into the user?

maybe their next gimmick could be a lobster fisted two fingered protagonist who always fumbles and drops weapons and guns? that would be scarry wouldn't it? here comes a demon but your buttery lobster hands can't seem to pull the trigger in time.

 

[qbert4ever]

maybe their next gimmick could be a lobster fisted two fingered protagonist who always fumbles and drops weapons and guns? that would be scarry wouldn't it? here comes a demon but your buttery lobster hands can't seem to pull the trigger in time.

A part of me would really like to play that game, but only if the special edition comes with lobster meat and free butter.

 

[the_tralfalmadorian]

a truly enjoyable read good sir.

 

[the monopoly guy]

I'm beginning to fear that a new breed of Yahtzee worship is emerging: Gigantor worship.

 

[Logan Westbrook]

I'm beginning to fear that a new bread of Yahtzee worship is emerging: Gigantor worship.

I know what you meant, but I'm tired and the typo made me chuckle.

 

[the monopoly guy]

I'm beginning to fear that a new bread of Yahtzee worship is emerging: Gigantor worship.

I know what you meant, but I'm tired and the typo made me chuckle.

ha, I'm tired too and I laughed as well

 

[Copter400]

I'm beginning to fear that a new breed of Yahtzee worship is emerging: Gigantor worship.

I don't worship Gigantor, I just follow him home at night and hide in his bushes and salvage his trash.

 

[PurpleRain]

I'm beginning to fear that a new breed of Yahtzee worship is emerging: Gigantor worship.

I don't worship Gigantor, I just follow him home at night and hide in his bushes and salvage his trash.

Saturdays I collect his loose hair from under the lounge when he's at work.

 

[Anarchemitis]

I'm beginning to fear that a new breed of Yahtzee worship is emerging: Gigantor worship.

I don't worship Gigantor, I just follow him home at night and hide in his bushes and salvage his trash.

We Love you, Gigantor! 8D

Neat-o review, by the way.