Alright everyone you get to adopt a child from a game.

[Rayce Archer]

No way, I have two already. Those things just pile up around the house like pizza boxes if you aren't careful.

 

[Zakarath]

if I adopt Red, does he come with Pokemon?

 

[Flunk]

Certainly non of the personality-less characterless adoptable child characters in Skyrim, that's for sure.

 

[Carrington666]

I'd adopt Maisha from the "KhajiitChild Maisha" mod for Skyrim.
Just look at her, she is adorable!

Spoiler

Source for the mod:

Spoiler

http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/25654/?

 

[Roofstone]

Emily from Dishonored I suppose, she is pretty nice. A bit childish but well, she IS a child.

 

[wooty]

Maybe Sunny from MGS4, because her higher tier hacking skills would be great to fuck with all the DDoS attackers and the greedy clowns in Westminster. Plus I sort of feel sorry for her in a way........and also because she's one of the only game kids I can actually think of.

 

[luckshot]

How about Mileena? She counts right? I mean technically she was just freshly "born" and has the mind of a child. I'd take her to the dentist slap her with three books every day and shape her up to be a fierce lawyer.(I fucking hate kids!!)

in that case i would adopt Grunt from mass effect 2, because...well...it's grunt

 

[Malpraxis]

Cheryl. And then I'd die a meaningless death in a subpar sequel after going through hell.

 

[ModReap]

Rhyme from twewy

 

[Fappy]

Clementine and Nanako are obvious answers. Ellie is a good choice but she is a little too old to adopt (our age disparity is a tad too small). Maybe Tetra? She'd be a pain in the ass, but she'd be a fun kid to have around.

 

[FPLOON]

Amy Rose XD

OT: Neptune... Because she just so damn meta!

Spoiler: (And kinda cute in this form...)

http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131123201742/neptunia/images/5/57/Neptune_HDN.png

I was going to say Percea beforehand...

Spoiler: (That ax, yo...)

http://i980.photobucket.com/albums/ae281/HTakara82/Presea2.png

...but due to [REDACTED], it would be more wrong to choose her over Neptune at this point...

 

[visiblenoise]

I downloaded Hearthfire for Skyrim, and I adopted one of the orphans. I did it after my poor husband Stenvar passed away during the civil war, possibly during one of my amazing shouts. I would want to adopt her again, she was such a sweet heart, always bringing me a roll, or playing a game with me. I loved her so.

This is clever because you could be as irresponsible with her as you wanted and she would never get hurt because she's a Skyrim child

 

[TP Potatosalad]

Mayor MacCready from Fallout 3.

 

[Ryallen]

I'm too young to have a kid. So I'm not sure why I'm here.

 

[AkaDad]

Since Clementine is already adopted...

Knock Knock from Fallout 3.

She's in charge of morale and tells jokes.

 

[Spider RedNight]

I'll take the brothers from Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons.

BUT I'll only take BOTH of them none of this... only one nonsense. The younger one is eager and the older one is mature and BOTH of them are responsible enough to do the right thing when the time calls for it

Clementine was my first choice but it looks like there's a line for her.

 

[teamcharlie]

Billy Blaze (aka Commander Keen). Honestly, I don't know if 'raising him better' is the operative term considering that he already saves the galaxy on his own. Maybe give him a pistol before he flies to Mars so the Vorticons he shoots actually stay down instead of that shitty taser? An extra bottle of vodka to fuel his ship? Parkour lessons?

Fuck. I'd be a terrible parent, wouldn't I. But damned if the galaxy wouldn't get saved a hell of a lot easier.

 

[legend of duty]

Jimmy from GTA5 so i can turn him into not a piece of shit

 

[grey_space]

I'd adopt child Noober from Baldur's Gate and teach him to shut the fuck up.

And earn the respect and love of a thousand gamers in the fullness of time.

 

[someonehairy-ish]

What about Spyro? He's a kid dragon, I think, unless he's just got dragon dwarfism or something?

Might need to fireproof my uni house a bit though