Alt+Escape: Robot Unicorn Attack

Jordan Deam

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Alt+Escape: Robot Unicorn Attack

This is without a doubt the most badass game about unicorns you'll play this week.

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ckeymel

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<3 it! :D Also, thanks for explaining the dolphins, I plummeted to my death many times just trying to get them, because I thought they were collectible.
 

Gxas

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Best. Game. Ever.

I've shared this with a bunch of my friends already. I don't think any one of them is secure in their sexuality anymore.
 

Calatar

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I <3 unicorns! All that side-scrolling action made my frame of reference trip out once I stopped playing though. Suddenly, EVERYTHING was moving to the left.
 

GreyWolf257

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Two words: Fucking. Awesome.

This game is a lot more entertaining than I expected it to be. The soundtrack is surprisingly entertaining to, in a sort of creepy way.
 

Cosplay Horatio

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I love Adult Swim Games! I used to hear this song by Erasure when I was a kid and the game is great but I prefer Radioactive Zombie Teddy Bears.
 

TheNumber1Zero

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That was... different.

On the brightside I now know where to get a link that can make Homophobes quiver with fear.

6,000 points by the way.
 

MurderousToaster

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Lol, South Park reference.

Either someone's on some major drugs, or they actually hired a 10 year old girl.

13,220, pretty challenging game.
 

pffh

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Fun game but after I realised you can double jump, dash, jump, dash and jump again before you need to land (can be chained longer on longer jumps and with good timing) it became a lot easier.
 

Brotherofwill

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The gameplay was surprisingly entertaining altough I hate the whole "It's got a funny meme so it's AWESOME!!!1!" mentality.
 

Spaghetti

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That was actually rather fun. Plus the soundtrack was awsome.

16,440 by the way

EDIT: Damn that song is catchy...
 

Johkmil

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That was awesome. Simple and addicting gameplay combined with fantastically queer visuals and soundtrack.

Highscore so far is 16,472 (after three "wishes")
 

Negative

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Me and my GF are now in a viscious battle over who can get the better score. My god is this addictive!
 

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Jordan Deam said:
This is without a doubt the most badass game about unicorns you'll play this week.
I don't know about that - Secret of the Magic Crystals [http://store.steampowered.com/app/45100/] is available on Steam.
 

HentMas

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o_O

damn... im afraid but i liked that game, its so gay, its the gayest game i have ever played

lived the song, now i want to download it!

and loved that when you crashed the head of the robot unicorn was crying hahaha