altered perspectives

[rh1006]

did you ever think, "how does bowser feel?" are you sure he doesnt want peach for other reasons? say his mom is bored or something and needs a friend, ding dong! peach.

 

[hittite]

You ever wonder how the bosses in Zelda feel after some kid breaks into their home, kills their babies, steals their life savings and pokes them in the eye with a pointy stick?

 

[Jedoro]

He's hoping she comes down with Stockholm Syndrome and finally tells Mario to piss off.

 

[rh1006]

or in halo, maybe the aliens just want a cupcake recipe, but the fathead army arses just say "BOOM EBJUFBIUBFUIBFIUBVFIVDUDVDV SHOOT SHOOT BAM DAMN ALIENS!"

 

[Gigaguy64]

Sometimes.

I sometimes wonder how the Space Pirates from Metroid view the world.

Maybe they are just an intelligent species looking to make new discoveries...and then along comes Samus [http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/fd/Abitchissamus.jpg]

 

[Sinclair Solutions]

Those Splicers are just looking for some ADAM and then some dick comes out of nowhere and lights them on fire. Talk about a social faux pas. (Is that how you spell that?)

Or think of anyone ever that has met Kratos. There they are, minding their own business; and the next minute they have their head ripped off by an angsty prick.

 

[rh1006]

i wonder about all the food in kirby, i mean kirby doesnt have a purpose, he eats all the food in dream land so all the whispys and the buggys die of hunger.

 

[rh1006]

some underground humanoids try to find new places to look around, and they get chainsawed by meathead pricks.

 

[hittite]

 

[rh1006]

thank you, that was awesome

 

[Altorin]

did you ever think, "how does bowser feel?" are you sure he doesnt want peach for other reasons? say his mom is bored or something and needs a friend, ding dong! peach.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1937585

 

[rh1006]

oh yeah i remember the problem with warp whistles

 

[AvsJoe]

This isn't a gaming example but my faourite SF author, Mike Resnick, once wrote a short story about what Robin Hood's mother thought about her son's career choice. It was called Mrs. Hood Unloads, and it's quite funny.

 

[rh1006]

hehe, now i want to read it

 

[danqaz]

what about in prototype? That soldier you consumed just to get past unnoticed? When he clocked off that day he was going to bring home that gaming console his son had been begging for since christmas.

 

[SenseOfTumour]

How about every innocent villager in almost every RPG ever?

"Oh hi hero, have you come to save - hey! that's my stuff, quit taking all our possessions, we need those, that's my last 12 gold in that chest! you bastard, I hope the dragon eats you!"