Am I close?

[tippy2k2]

I was listening to my favored radio station and heard this game. Having no original thought of my own, I decided to steal the idea! Take that KDWB!!!

*Also note, this is my first forum game so be gentle...

Rules
1. You ask a question. This question can be simple or incredibly complicated. It does have to have an actual factual answer so no "Is X a good game" or something subjective. The question also can't just have a quick answer like "What is 2+2"?

2. The next poster, without Googling it (Don't ruin the fun) has to try to guess the answer. You can try to seriously answer the question or you can just have fun with the question if you actually know the correct answer. Try your best to make it sound like it's a plausable answer, no matter how ridiculous

3. You then add at the end of your post "Am I close?".

Here is the first question to kick this off!:

How does the internet work?

 

[Goofguy]

Duh, it's a series of tubes. It's not a big truck you can just dump something on.

What event started World War II?

 

[deserteagleeye]

The evil Charlie Chaplin was writing new material for his cavalcade of comedy tour when he needed a new climatic joke to end on. So he decided to start up his own fascist regime, slaughtered millions of jewish people, and nearly enslaved the world for the set-up of his ultimate joke. it was to go like this, Wow! I did NAZI that coming, Anne Frankly I was REICH!"

Where's Waldo?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

In the nineties, duh.

What makes the snow yellow?

 

[RaginDrage]

Solar rays.

What's the answer to this question?

 

[kailus13]

42

How are rainbows made?

 

[tippy2k2]

Don't forget to add "Am I close?" to your posts!

Rainbows are made whenever swamp gases get up into the atmosphere. These gases eventually explode and the resulting explosion is a rainbow. Am I close?

Why do we cry tears?

 

[hiphop8004]

Tears are our bodies way of calming us homo-sapiens as the chemicals released in tears have amazing effects. A historic Latin tribe used to have rituals called "tibus sexu" where they would collect tears to keep the world unharmed from tragedies. Studies shown that chemicals found in tears sends and alert any people in the area and in a large enough quantity could unite a small island nation; weirdly people who are often effected to these chemicals tend to be less truthful and seek to be solitary. Scientist in Japan have been trying to use a artificial tears substance as a substitute to rocket fuel for future space exploration!

In conclusion, Why do we cry tears?
Because tears can:

1.) protect the world from devastation
2.) unite all peoples within our nation
3.) denounce the evils of truth and love
4.) even could possibly extend our reach to the stars above

SOURCE: http://tiny.cc/uibovw

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

 

[kailus13]

Depends how you play it.

What does jello sound like?

 

[thesilentman]

Bouncing boobies. Am I close?

Where's my cello?

 

[hiphop8004]

In the hearts of millions, am i close?

Harvey Dent, can he be trusted?

 

[Nouw]

Only half the time. Am I close?

Define polyphony.

 

[thesilentman]

Music, am I close?

Where's the pros?

 

[Dr.Susse]

On the golf tour. Am I close?

Where is Tipperary?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

In a brewery. Am I close?

Why does Michael Bay use so much pyrotechnics?