Just when you think the hyperbole couldn't *possibly* get any worse...Rastrelly said:You will cry. Oh how much you will. Because everything good that is in any kind of fiction was brutally raped by Mass Effect 3. It seems like in-middle of development actual course of the story was rewritten completely, turning it into impossible mess of self-contradictions, plot conveniences, cheap "tear jerkers", false "choices" and overall idiocy of each and every part in play.
At the end? Probably not. As long as you go for the good end, it's mostly not a downer. There is some powerful stuff going on though.CrystalViolet said:I'm the kind of girl who gets waaaay too into my fiction. When I really, really like a book, a movie, a game, etc I get excessively emotionally invested. This is why it was a very bad move for me to start playing the Mass Effect series during a transitioning time of my life (my bad!) However, I started this quest and I must persevere!
I may veer into spoiler territory here so best stop reading if you plan to play Mass Effect. So I finished the first two games and managed to survive the suicide mission without losing any members of my crew. This is fortunate because I'm totally enamoured with Tali (why? why can't a female Shepard lez out with Tali?!?!) If Tali, Garrus, Thane, Liara or any of the other characters I've grown fond of die in the third game I'll be emotionally distraught
So I don't want you to spoil anything, but should I prepare for the worst? Is possible to clear the game without suffering from gaming PTSD? Basically, am I going to be in floods of tears by the end of the game?
In before, "hur hur, the shit ending will make you cry". I'm not completed shielded from spoilers so I know that the ending got a lot of negative press, but I'm just asking specifically about potential character deaths. I don't want to know specifically who dies but it would be good to know whether I should emotionally prepare myselfGosh, if Tali dies I'm fucked
Sorry for my weird English. I'm a non native speaker and I'm kind of out of practice
Captcha: Dueling banjos. I don't know why I find that so funny.
Because Tali isn't a lesbian? The various npc's do have their own sexual orientationsCrystalViolet said:(why? why can't a female Shepard lez out with Tali?!?!)
You're so funny and original! I totally did not expect that someone would make such a witty quip! It was so unexpected that I didn't even throw a line into my post about how someone would make that comment! Bravo to you, sir!Keiichi Morisato said:yes you will cry at the end, you will cry because of how terrible it is.
Dude, I know, I was kidding! Her character is perfect as she is, I'm just making a little joke about my frustrating crush towards a fictional character with a concealed face and no feet.Happyninja42 said:Because Tali isn't a lesbian? The various npc's do have their own sexual orientationsIf you want to be able to shag any member of your crew, go play Saints Row 4 xD. Well except for the Vice President. He doesn't give it up for anyone.
I do find it funny how this question comes up, but nobody seems to ask the "Why oh why can't my female/straight Shep hook up with the black, gay guy engineer? (I forget his name, sorry)" It's because he doesn't swing that wayjust like Tali doesn't swing the other.
I'm very much prepared for that.Kungfu_Teddybear said:Probably not. What probably will happen is you'll log into the Escapist in a blind rage and make the 1000th "Mass Effect 3 ending rant" thread.
I actually thought the extended cut endings worked quite well, but I guess it kinda depends how well the one you pick merges with the arc your Shep's been going through (and, presumably, how much EMS you have. I'm something of a completionist so I have yet to finish a playthrough with under 6000, but I've heard the low EMS endings are considerably more depressing).Seracen said:You will cry during many parts of Mass Effect 3...the ending will just piss you off. However, the Extended Cut will merely leave you feeling slightly melancholy, and likely mildly dissatisfied.
Of course, this is all predicated on your investment in the story, but seeing as you played the previous iterations, I imagine that is high. Aside from the final hours of the game, the rest of the product is quite compelling.
To be fair, I was likely still jaded from the ending prior to Extended Cut. Moreover, by that point I had simply written my own ending, as well as seen several fan initiatives (from YT videos and fanfic to full fledged mods like MEHEM). At least one can no longer say that the experience is incomplete now, regardless of how satisfying it is.DataSnake said:I actually thought the extended cut endings worked quite well, but I guess it kinda depends how well the one you pick merges with the arc your Shep's been going through (and, presumably, how much EMS you have. I'm something of a completionist so I have yet to finish a playthrough with under 6000, but I've heard the low EMS endings are considerably more depressing).Seracen said:You will cry during many parts of Mass Effect 3...the ending will just piss you off. However, the Extended Cut will merely leave you feeling slightly melancholy, and likely mildly dissatisfied.
Of course, this is all predicated on your investment in the story, but seeing as you played the previous iterations, I imagine that is high. Aside from the final hours of the game, the rest of the product is quite compelling.
My first playthrough was a ruthless spacer. At the end, she chose Synthesis, completing the journey from "willing to kill everyone under her command" to "willing to die for her crew". My second is a colonist war hero, and I plan to pick Control, completing her progression from nobody to war hero to spectre to demigod.