Fappy said:
Yes you are the only one in the whole world. These threads will never stop appearing will they?
Crono1973 said:
You are never the only one.
DeadSp8s said:
Nah, you're never the ONLY one.
TehCookie said:
YOU ARE NEVER THE ONLY ONE!
When someone asks "Am I the only one...", it is a
fucking expression. Have you ever heard someone say, out of frustration, something along the lines of "this is so difficult, I think I'm going to kill myself." Have any of you then gone up to that person and said "HEY, DON'T KILL YOURSELF, THAT'S A BAD IDEA!" No, of course you haven't, because that would be retarded. What about when somebody really wants something, and they say "I would give
anything to have that" - do you really think these people would be willing to give
anything? No, of course they wouldn't; everyone who has ever heard that expression knows that, but we don't bother being pedantic and pointing that out, because we are aware of that fact that they are purposefully speaking in a figurative manner for the sake of emphasis.
Likewise, when someone uses the "Am I the only one..." as a means of emphasizing a particular sentiment, responding with "of course you aren't the only one" is both pointless and redundant. Of course they aren't the only one -
they already know that. All they are saying is that, from their perspective, they have a particular belief or viewpoint which seems to be shared by virtually nobody they themselves know. It is this feeling which prompts the use of the phrase "Am I the only one..."
So, next time you see a thread like this, actually
think before you post something like "you are never the only one", and consider whether or not that is
really worth posting. As a side note, my apologies to those of you whose posts I edited. I'm aware that some of you posted something more substantial than what I quoted.