Amazing poops!

[NoeL]

Just for something completely different I thought I'd share some amazing bowel movements of mine.

Once I did a poo that floated vertically. Blew my mind.

Another time I laid a few sheets of TP down to prevent splashback, and when I looked in the bowl after pooping there was no poop to be found - just a few sheets of moist toilet paper with a hole punched clean through them. Ninja assassin poop!

Do you guys have any impressive poop stories?

 

[Elemental]

I love the combo of Ghost poop and Flawless Victory!
You take the dump of your life, and not only that the shit is completely out of sight when you wipe there is nothing on the toilet paper, Amazing.