Here's an idea.
PICK UP A FRAKKING BOOK AND READ FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE! I'm sorry if I'm seeming blunt, because I am, but Jesus Christ on a motorized jetski, it's not that hard! Can you read forum posts? Fantastic! You can read! Just pick up the book and turn pages! And look at the words! It's that simple!!! And the best part is, it requires NO electricity, NO expensive mechanical devices, and there are already hundreds of thousands of amazing examples available!
I knew there was a reason why America has a reputation for being deliberately illiterate.