Some more...
I've been known as "Love Spud". In part because I was an acomplished tomcat at uni, but it's derived from my other nickname "Patto".
Patto -> Potato -> Potato of passion -> Love Spud
Weed does wierd things to peoples brains.
Also, at work there's a bloke we call "Oombie" or "Chef". This is because he's Dutch and mumbles a lot. He's hard to understand. When he called Dougie "Dooglie". we called him "Oombi", cos his name's Andre. "Chef" cos he's like the muppet chef. He prattles on unintelligably and laughs to himself.