an achievments book?

[Seydaman]

what if there was an achievements book for real life? i took all of the user made achievments from another post and put them in a word document, does anyone else like the ideah of having a book to check off our achievements?

Real life achievements
Difficulty is based on social classes, very hard being homeless and very easy being as rich as bill gates.
That's Death
250G - Complete "Life"on any difficulty.
Douche-bag
-50G - Kick a kitten 50 feet on any difficulty.
Home Run
100G you just went all the way
you really did it!
20g fuck your friends mom

There's plent more where that came from
5G - Have your first awkward social moment.

Hot head
-30G - Drink a cup of piping hot coffee in one go on any difficulty.

First Class Fuck Up
5G - Lose your girlfriend 30 seconds after you went to bed with her.

"I'm a big boy now!"
20G-get potty trained on any difficulty.

"death is the goal"
100G-get married on any difficulty

Not Gay
150G - Lose your virginity (Very Hard)

Tutorial Completed
180g: Hit level 18 on any difficulty.

Gotta catch em all
1G- obtain all STDs

"I don't need no rubber"
20g-Skip sex ed class a minimum of 3 times.

Social Outcast
15g - Don't leave the home for three days.
Sun Hater
50g - Don't leave the home during daytime for 3 months.
Scored
100g - Land a work at home job, then get promoted.
"Miricle of life?"
60G-Have a kid on any difficulty
"BOLD TEXT"
0G-use BOLD TEXT to describe something on any difficulty

"Masochist"12g-
Sit through a Sci-fi channel marathon on Hard Difficulty

Death Is Only The Beginning
250 G- Defeat death on any difficulty.
Karma-250G.
Rickroll Rick Astley.
IN YOUR FACE
250g- Kill a major political leader after their resignation
Step Up
50g - Go down one level of difficulty.
The Top
100g - Reach the lowest difficulty.
200-G Master-debater
Win an argumant against a woman (hard)
10-G waaaaay!
Push a door that says pull on any dificulty
30-G thats life
lose £20/$40 on easy
Nice Rims
100G - Your first Car
Congrats
250G - punch Miley Cyrus in the face.
We love you
100G - Cure cancer
Wait, how?
5G - Encounter Chuck Norris and live
10G Standing ovation
Get a boner in class (very hard)
20G Sticky situation
Get puked on in a nightclub (any difficulty)
Restraint: 150-G
24 consecutive hours without making/laughing at a lude sexual reference.

50G Crazy
get sent to prison/rehab/home for the clinically insane

Statesman 200G
Be elected to public office on very hard.

10G - Office Prank 1
Hump a vending machine until a free soda/snack comes out
100G - MicroStoned
Turn your computer into a bong
100-G Screw the effort, too!
Pay for sex on Hard difficulty.
50-G Who needs Mr/Mrs Right?
Pay for sex on Medium difficulty.
5-G Just Desperate.
Pay for sex on Easy difficulty.
10-G It was itchy!
Pick your nose in front of a cute girl.
10-G Up yours, gravity!
Trip UP a set of stairs.
5-G "I'll show you intimidation!"
Get caught flexing in front of a mirror in your underwear.
10-G "Today, I am a man..."
Clog the toilet with a massive stool when playing as a male character on any difficulty.
10-G "Am I really a man?"
Clog the toilet with a massive stool when playing as a female character on any difficulty.
10G - "Showing your age"
Play any game that was distributed on a 2.5 floppy disc.
25G - "Homewrecker"
Sleep with a married man/woman on any difficulty.
50G "Deja Vu"
Realize that your job is exactly like the movie 'Office Space.'
"Alllllriiiiigggghhhttttt"
50g - Have a sexual encounter with multiple partners. Any Difficulty
"Dear God It's Finally Over"
100g - Complete High School, Any Difficulty.
"1 starred lol"
10g - Put a video of yourself doing something really fucking stupid on Youtube.
"F**k Politics"
250g - Sleep with an important politician, any difficulty.
5g - Swing and a miss
Get rejected by the opposite sex.
10g - What are the Odds.
Spontaneously Combust.
100g - Life after death.
Become Undead (Zombie, Vampire ect)
50g - I saw that comeing
Get divorced.
1g - Wheres my t-shirt.
Complete any game on Insane and get 1000g.
"I don't need no real life"
15g - Successfully log onto the escapist on any difficulty.
5-G Bubbles of Doom
Fart in a pool or bathtub
15-G Total Douche Bag
Carry around an acoustic guitar, when you can't play it (OR only know 3 chords), just to pick up chicks
150-G Limit One Per Customer
While working a retail job, punch out a bitchy customer on any difficulty
10-G Two Sugars, Please
Get tea-bagged on any difficulty
1-G Dime a Dozen
Start a Web Comic
Hot Pocket- 75g
Bed a girl and fart loudly after intercourse.

Thunder Balls- 100g
Fart while receiving fellatio.
"I'm sorry baby I didn't mean it"- 100g
Beat your wife.
When the river runs red....-50g
..take the dirt path instead.
"Live Long And Prosper" 250g
-Watch every episode of Star Trek.
"Good Luck Getting Chicks" 250g
-Master the language of the Klingon.
10g Snap.
Break a Limb.
50g Why me?
Break any limb twice.
250g that?ll be handy.
Become Immortal.
100g He took it well then.
Kill a hundred thousand people as any white character.
50g Black widow.
Kill a man as any female Character.
20G - Caramelldansen
Caramel dance in public with someone else
5g There was a ninja.
Get kill on easy.
1g There was a Jedi.
Get killed on very easy.
"Nerd Rage"
50g - Defeat any enemy with a higher strength while enraged.
5g Fork in a toaster.
Accidently kill yourself.
10g - World Conqueror.
Open a door.
20g - erm....this isnt what it looks like
Get Caught Masturbating To Porn
25g - DAMMIT CANT A GUY HAVE SOME PRIVACY?
Get caught Masturbating again, but this time yell at the person who caught
'Nobody Likes a Quitter'- 20G
Complete Rehab on any difficulty.
'Cereal Killer'- 10G
Eat an entire box of cereal without milk on any difficulty.
'Hell is Other People'- 50G
Work as a Waiter/Waitress or cashier for a retail store on any difficulty.
'I Can Haz Diploma Plz?'- 150G
Graduate College (Top 75%) on any difficulty.
'There's Gonna Be A Blackout Tonight'- 25G
Become blackout drunk for the first time on any difficulty
'It Isn't Five O'Clock Anywhere'- 5G
become drunk before 11:00 A.M.
"I can has cheezburger?" 100g
-Successfully eat 10 Cheeseburgers in one sitting.
Skills
50g- Slip on a banana peel
Mister Sandman
50g- Kill a sleeping person
"What does this button do?"
100g- Kill yourself by messing with technology
"I have no idea how they got in there officer."
10g- Get arrested
Bastard
100g- Steal someone's girlfriend
Godless Killing Machine Killing Machine
50g- Beat three bears at their own game
And In Strange Aeons...
200g- Discover the truth behind the bloop.
Time Is Relative
200g- Go against a linear timeline
White Flag Of Pain
25g- 'Surrender' in any argument, then get in a cheap shot
What Is A Man?
50g- Convert over 50% of your body to cybernetic parts

 

[Mr.Pandah]

No.

 

[sirdanrhodes]

This has been done MANY times before.

 

[Seydaman]

This has been done MANY times before.

where? someone made a book for this who published it?

 

[KarmicToast]

No.

If I second this no then it doesn't become a double negative and cancel out right? Because I'm pretty adamant at having my own NO in there as well.

 

[Fuuten]

"death is the goal"
100G-get married on any difficulty

Jeff Dunham reference? Or just a coincidence?

 

[Mr.Pandah]

No.

If I second this no then it doesn't become a double negative and cancel out right? Because I'm pretty adamant at having my own NO in there as well.

Fire away, I believe that if its seconded and not in the same sentence as my no, it is its own no soooo....Go right ahead and second my no.

You didn't have to start a whole new topic which you even admitted taking from another topic. That is why the other topic is there. Stuff like this is lame anyways. I don't need some asinine achievements guide that has "Fucked your friend's mom" in it.

 

[Fronken]

gotta say, i love the irl-achievement thread, heck, i even contributed 3 of them, but making it into a book i doubt is a good idea, perhaps in an edited version with streamlined point systems and stuff, that would be kinda fun, but you'll need alot more of them

 

[Fronken]

"death is the goal"
100G-get married on any difficulty

Jeff Dunham reference? Or just a coincidence?

Jeff Dunham did do a segment on that, but he is just one of them, almost every single comedian has made that joke once or twice, its a classic, so he really wasnt the first one.

 

[Fuuten]

"death is the goal"
100G-get married on any difficulty

Jeff Dunham reference? Or just a coincidence?

Jeff Dunham did do a segment on that, but he is just one of them, almost every single comedian has made that joke once or twice, its a classic, so he really wasnt the first one.

Oh absolutely. He's just one of the more recent ones and the wording was pretty close. : 3

 

[CoverYourHead]

No.

If I second this no then it doesn't become a double negative and cancel out right? Because I'm pretty adamant at having my own NO in there as well.

Third-ed thus balancing out the double negative back into a negative.

 

[sirdanrhodes]

This has been done MANY times before.

where? someone made a book for this who published it?

Actually, I think that someone did a PDF book about it.

 

[tijuanatim]

what if there was an achievements book for real life? i took all of the user made achievments from another post and put them in a word document, does anyone else like the ideah of having a book to check off our achievements?

You seriously need to give credit to those of us who contributed these achievements. Otherwise your book would be straightup plagarism.

 

[Fronken]

"death is the goal"
100G-get married on any difficulty

Jeff Dunham reference? Or just a coincidence?

Jeff Dunham did do a segment on that, but he is just one of them, almost every single comedian has made that joke once or twice, its a classic, so he really wasnt the first one.

Oh absolutely. He's just one of the more recent ones and the wording was pretty close. : 3

yeah, that and in my personal oppinion, he's one of the best who's done that joke

 

[TheBadass]

what if there was an achievements book for real life? i took all of the user made achievments from another post and put them in a word document, does anyone else like the ideah of having a book to check off our achievements?

You seriously need to give credit to those of us who contributed these achievements. Otherwise your book would be straightup plagarism.

Who wants to sue?

Just kidding. Except not really.

 

[samsprinkle]

I have a lot of those achievments. It would be cool if they put a microchip in my eye that made the thing pop up that said "achievment unlocked" and a thing in my ear to make the sound...Oh no rejected by a girl! it's ok, Achievment unlocked! cha ching!

 

[Ace of Spades]

I would love it if there were achievements in real life.

 

[ianuam]

Ahh, this is quite brilliant. It'd never work, but an amusing distraction.

 

[Seydaman]

what if there was an achievements book for real life? i took all of the user made achievments from another post and put them in a word document, does anyone else like the ideah of having a book to check off our achievements?

You seriously need to give credit to those of us who contributed these achievements. Otherwise your book would be straightup plagarism.

yea this is a rough draft to see if people like the idea

 

[Anarchemitis]

Even though both you and I are aware you have no intentions of making a real book, Seydaman, the Achievement kinda things and systems like "Title" "Subtext prerequisite" ###G are trademarked by Microsoft, and equivalent thereon for Valve.