They have lazers that goes pew pew...? I don't know, man. Maybe they are just as neutral, boring, dull, stiff, laid-back, cowardly and preserved as we are.
Take a look around the cities. How many are laughing or doing crazy shit as in TV? Close to zero.
Everything is done by protocol and image these days.
What would interest me the most would probably be their porn and how they have a good time...
Just 'cause.
Edit; Also, why this thread isn't popping your wanted 11 page-streak is because this is all but a question derived from a book little to perhaps none know of. People have nothing to go for but guesses and what they would feel from the information suddenly given.
Also, in a way, it's boring. So there, I said it. A title about 'Coffee vs Beer' would peak more interest because said failing reasons do not apply, and basically everyone over 18 can comment without repercussion.
I might be wrong but... Hey, try it!
Hope you enjoy my rude honest, providing criticism that is in no way supposed to strive for anger and/or offense ^.^