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hem dazon 90

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i think its needed to have one so ifyou have a problem ask and someone will help


ps i apologise if its been done
 

Anarchemitis

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It has been done.
My advice is to spell correctly.
Now that I said it, you don't have to, Khell.

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ElephantGuts

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If there's one thing I've learned in my life it's that exotic pets do not work like drugs in that they can't be smuggled across borders by swallowing condoms of them.
 

John Galt

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Anarchemitis post=18.71286.718876 said:
It has been done.
My advice is to spell correctly.
Now that I said it, you don't have to, Khell.

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Anarchemitis

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I use eEye Blink Security. It's free until the free lisence expires in one year. I use it because AVG was bugging me about upgrading and I one day noticed that it used 44 MB of ram. (aka Memory Hog like a Vista.)
 

Bob the Average

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never turn your back on a drug especially one that's waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye it's really good advice trust me
 

meatloaf231

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Knight Templar post=18.71286.719240 said:
meatloaf231 post=18.71286.719185 said:
Don't ride in anything with a Capasan-38 engine, they fall right outta the sky.
High five!

*Slams hand into screen*
*Slams hand back*

*Wipes screen off*
 

absinthe21

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And these few precepts in thy memory
See thou character. Give thy thoughts no tongue,
Nor any unproportioned thought his act.
Be thou familiar, but by no means vulgar.
Those friends thou hast, and their adoption tried,
Grapple them to thy soul with hoops of steel;
But do not dull thy palm with entertainment
Of each new-hatch'd, unfledged comrade. Beware
Of entrance to a quarrel, but being in,
Bear't that the opposed may beware of thee.
Give every man thy ear, but few thy voice;
Take each man's censure, but reserve thy judgment.
Costly thy habit as thy purse can buy,
But not express'd in fancy; rich, not gaudy;
For the apparel oft proclaims the man,
And they in France of the best rank and station
Are of a most select and generous chief in that.
Neither a borrower nor a lender be;
For loan oft loses both itself and friend,
And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.
This above all: to thine ownself be true,
And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man.
 

Knight Templar

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absinthe21 post=18.71286.719312 said:
And these few precepts in thy memory
See thou character. Give thy thoughts no tongue,
Nor any unproportioned thought his act.
Be thou familiar, but by no means vulgar.
Those friends thou hast, and their adoption tried,
Grapple them to thy soul with hoops of steel;
But do not dull thy palm with entertainment
Of each new-hatch'd, unfledged comrade. Beware
Of entrance to a quarrel, but being in,
Bear't that the opposed may beware of thee.
Give every man thy ear, but few thy voice;
Take each man's censure, but reserve thy judgment.
Costly thy habit as thy purse can buy,
But not express'd in fancy; rich, not gaudy;
For the apparel oft proclaims the man,
And they in France of the best rank and station
Are of a most select and generous chief in that.
Neither a borrower nor a lender be;
For loan oft loses both itself and friend,
And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.
This above all: to thine ownself be true,
And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man.

Well that's.... different.
 

cheatking

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General tips i have learnd over the years:

1.Always pick tails when flipping coins
2.Never ask for seconds when eating at a girlfriends (unless your with a big greek family who love shovelling food down your throat)
3.Try to avoid asking how a movie/game/book ends, it will only cheapen it
4.When playing poker, never go all in with one pair
5.Just cos u can't smell urself doesnt mean ur smelly, wash for christ sake
6.Keep track of your lies
7.Stay away from pringles, their little slices of addiction
8.Don't borrow money from people you wouldn't lend money to


and thats all i got....for now *DUN DUN DUUUUUN*
 

Rob Sharona

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I think the OP was asking people to ASK for advice in the hope that we can could give it to them.
 

GothmogII

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Khell_Sennet said:
Sin is the word that pompous pricks use to describe all the things they dislike. Don't refrain from enjoying something you treasure because someone else insists it is immoral or sinful, who are they to dictate your beliefs?

Law is not as subjective as morality. What society considers right and wrong in laws apply to you if you wish to be part of that society, no matter what your own beliefs say on the matter.
Don't those two cancel each other out then? Well...in some instances.



Anyway, I guess...advice, okay! :

Change ye bins often lest ye be open to attack by thine own mold mites!

Should thy wooden counter top be infested by thine mold mites, get ye some bleach and cleanse the wood. Then apply ye thine oil of linseed to keep thine counter top maintained and dry.


Next on life:

Travel ye by foot in any instance ye can. Further, taketh the stair whenever the instance presents itself, thine body wilst thank thee for it.
 

Graustein

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Rob Sharona post=18.71286.720852 said:
I think the OP was asking people to ASK for advice in the hope that we can could give it to them.
Yeah, but personally I prefer this.

My advice?
Money should be a means to an end, not an end in and of itself.
 

Reaperman Wompa

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Never try to make a spray can flame thrower.

Any movie with the word Movie in the title will suck.

Biting doesn't work.

There is always someone crazy enough to try anything.

If she laughs a lot run. Seriously.

Drinking isn't all it's cut out to be.

That's all I can think of.