an advise thread

[fedpayne]

Don't tread on any brown, squishy rocks.

Read 'The Postman Always Rings Twice'. Read anything, anytime, read all you can.

Neither a lender or a borrower be (though I see someone went ahead and quoted the whole damn thing).

Don't re-gift.

Listen to the Weakerthans.

Go see a concert where you don't know the music, just look and see what's going on, and pick the one with the coolest sounding name, and go for the helluvit. At least once in your life.

Don't be a douche for no reason.

Don't put up with douches.

Throw a BBQ when the weather next permits it.

And finally... don't leave the fridge door open - know what you want before you go in.


Oh, and don't let great sitcoms like 30 Rock and Arrested Development go unnappreciated!

 

[AntiAntagonist]

When traveling always know where your towel is.
Always pack one change of clothes in your carry-on.
Learn some of the language before you go, and if you have some time then learn the accent.
Always thank a host; the more personalized the better.

When you are ignorant to an issue practice neutrality.

 

[Jamash]

If you're sitting on the edge of a bed with a knife in you hand, put it down before attempting to stand up, otherwise you'll stab yourself in the knee.
If you do do this, when you're at the hospital, don't tell them all the details & say you stabbed yourself with a Klingon knife, it will just confuse matters.



Don't take the piss out of a retarded midget, it's not big & it's not clever.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

i just insalled norton

Oh God, it's already too late...

 

[hem dazon 90]

i like it

 

[Random Argument Man]

1. Always treat a women in a good way.
2. Don't judge people, because they've been a dick to you "recently"
3. A smile is always good.
4. Don't be afraid to ask "Who says?".
5. Do not talk about Fight club.
6. DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB.
7. Treat your parents right, only if they treat you right.
8. Try to see things with at least, 2 different perspectives.
9. When things seems hopeless, don't give up, try to find another door.
10. Don't be over-confident.
11. Do not underestimate someone.

(I should listen to myself))

 

[Mistah Kurtz]

Yeah, because who better to solve your personal problems then a bunch of nerds on a message board.

For fucks sake, and *I* got temp-banned..