And the stupid question award goes to.......

[the_baku_eats_dreams]

In my social studies class a girl asked the teacher if England was a city in France

She's 16 -_-

She also asked if they had birth control in the renaissance...

What's wrong about asking about birth control in the renaissance? do you think they didn't or something?

 

[Aegwadar]

In driving school, girl asked the instructor; "What are the round bumps on the road for? (The reflectors mind you)

Instructor grins; "Those are so blind people know where their side of the road is."

Girl; "Wow, that's cool!"

*wishes utter stupidity would kill instantly"

"did you see that?"
in the cinema

Okay, I fucking hate that question.

"OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST SEE THAT."
"No, dipshit, I paid $9 to stare at the fucking ceiling for two hours. Of course I fucking saw it, the screen is the size of like nine SUVs. How can you possibly miss anything going on up there?"

I've heard too many stupid questions in my life to single out one, though.

EDIT:

In my social studies class a girl asked the teacher if England was a city in France

She's 16 -_-

She also asked if they had birth control in the renaissance...

You should've said, "Yes, wanna see it?" then shoved her down a flight of stairs.

HAHAHAH! Gold...

 

[Yegargeburble]

i was on the phone with someone and she said "where the hell is my phone?"

I have done this when very drunk. Reality collapsed a little.

I don't even need to be drunk for reality to do that to me. I have looked right at my iPod before and said "The fuck is my iPod?"

Of course, my memory is so terrible, I forget that I locked my dorm room door...two minutes after I lock it.

 

[Trendkill6]

In my social studies class a girl asked the teacher if England was a city in France

She's 16 -_-

She also asked if they had birth control in the renaissance...

What's wrong about asking about birth control in the renaissance? do you think they didn't or something?

Well they've had birth control methods since ancient times, but she ment hormonal birth control.
Like the pill.

Sorry, shoulda been a little more clear on what she said.

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

Girl: "Do you have a dollar?"
Me: No.
Girl; "Are you sure?"

I hate that.

i have been asked that many times and my usual response is

"no, princess, let me check the 23 dimensional rift that have in PANTS"

it usually confuses them and makes them run away in terror form my smartness.

Wanna see the 23 dimensional rifts in MY pants?
These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Move along.

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

In my social studies class a girl asked the teacher if England was a city in France

She's 16 -_-

She also asked if they had birth control in the renaissance...

What's wrong about asking about birth control in the renaissance? do you think they didn't or something?

Well they've had birth control methods since ancient times, but she ment hormonal birth control.
Like the pill.

Sorry, shoulda been a little more clear on what she said.

Does the ancient Egyptian crocodile poo birth control method count as hormonal?
You can count that as a stupid question if you want.

 

[l33ticarus]

"Little dots are called at the end of a sentence"
because that was another question asked to me...
Period...

Was the person asking about a period or an ellipsis?

Im sorry? Im going with Period...

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

"Little dots are called at the end of a sentence"
because that was another question asked to me...
Period...

Was the person asking about a period or an ellipsis?

Im sorry? Im going with Period...

period is .
ellipsis is ...

Additionally, why do you keep putting an ellipsis at the end of every sentence?

 

[irishstormtrooper]

"Are you asleep?"

 

[ersatzcure]

"Whose change was that?" -- Me, as change falls out of my pockets while I'm laying on the floor.

"Oh, that was me." -- Me as I run into a chair in plain sight of the three people I was with.

"Everything is paper." Friend A

"What's time, anyway?"
"Time is like...time is a measurement of moments."
Friend A/B

We weren't sober (obviously) and the best quotes come from that period of time...

I suck. But am good for a laugh.

 

[paladinkratos]

Are you serious? yes i am (/gratuitous amounts of sarcasm)

 

[roastbeefy]

Not really a question. My friend recited the advertising jingle "every kiss begins with kay(k)" a couple of years ago and just then realized that it's actually true.

i got this email, even if its not real its hilarious:

Operator: 'Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?'
Caller: 'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.'
Operator: 'What sort of trouble??'
Caller: 'Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.'
Operator: 'Went away?'
Caller: 'They disappeared'
Operator: 'Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?'
Caller: 'Nothing.'
Operator: 'Nothing??'
Caller: 'It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.'
Operator: 'Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?'
Caller: 'How do I tell?'
Operator: 'Can you see the 'C: prompt' on the screen?'
Caller: 'What's a sea-prompt?'
Operator: 'Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?'
Caller: 'There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything I type.'
Operator: 'Does your monitor have a power indicator??'
Caller: 'What's a monitor?'
Operator: 'It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?'
Caller: 'I don't know.'
Operator: 'Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??'
Caller: 'Yes, I think so.'
Operator: 'Great Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall.
Caller: 'Yes, it is.'
Operator: 'When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one? '
Caller: 'No.'
Operator: 'Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable.'
Caller: 'Okay, here it is.'
Operator: 'Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer.'
Caller: 'I can't reach.'
Operator: 'OK. Well, can you see if it is?'
Caller: 'No.'
Operator: 'Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?'
Caller: 'Well, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's because it's dark.'
Operator: 'Dark?'
Caller: 'Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.'
Operator: 'Well, turn on the office light then.'
Caller: 'I can't.'
Operator: 'No? Why not?'
Caller: 'Because there's a power failure.'
Operator: 'A power .... A power failure? Aha. Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff that your computer came in?'
Caller: 'Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.'
Operator: 'Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from.'
Caller: 'Really? Is it that bad?'
Operator: 'Yes, I'm afraid it is.'
Caller: 'Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?'
Operator: 'Tell them you're too f***ing stupid to own a computer!'

I had to copy paste this beautiful gem on a text document for future admiration.

 

[iJosh]

I was at home and my friend called me at my home phone number, "Hey man, Where are you?"
I instantly reply, "I'm at my grandmothers."

I tell my girlfriend, "I have to go to the foot doctor or something"
She says, "For what?!?"
Me, "My ears"

 

[Bunnymarn]

I was once asked "do they speak American in Alaska?"

 

[l33ticarus]

"Little dots are called at the end of a sentence"
because that was another question asked to me...
Period...

Was the person asking about a period or an ellipsis?

Im sorry? Im going with Period...

period is .
ellipsis is ...

Additionally, why do you keep putting an ellipsis at the end of every sentence?

Sorry I have triple Dot Syndrome... Dang there I did it again... ARGH... ARGH AGAIN... I give up... Wait is !!! a different thing then ...?

 

[LightningBanks]

I was asked 'are you ok?' after i jumped and missed a crash mat, landed on my wrist, and was on the floor in agony

 

[Lavi]

Me in Grade 11 IB math: "What is 9 + 5?"

 

[DarkMessiah]

From part of a conversation:
"It was confusement."
"What's the real word for that?"
"I don't think there is one."
"It's confusion you fucking retards."

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

Sorry I have triple Dot Syndrome... Dang there I did it again... ARGH... ARGH AGAIN... I give up... Wait is !!! a different thing then ...?

A Californian dance-punk band [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/!!!]

And ??? is part of the German translation for the title of the American mystery book series The Three Investigators.

 

[brodie21]

when i smashed my nose people were asking if it hurt...

OF COURSE IT HURTS YOU SHITHEAD!!! was my reply

that hurt too