Anecdotes

[jigilojoe]

Anyone got any fun and interesting anecdotes, I'll get the ball rolling.

Back in the day when I was in Primary School we went out to the park to draw some pretty little pictures of everyones favourite Rodents... Squirrels... I was being kind and friendly, standing around in the middle of the park when suddenly something started running up my trouser leg, once it got up there it managed to get inside my shirt, and scratched my bare back.

 

[keyper159]

I've got a very recent one,

As I was picking up a copy of Skate 2, for PS3, this kid in a 360 shirt walks over and says

"Dude you gotta get that for 360!! Its like 11 million times better!!"

I told him I didn't like the 360, and I preferred a PS3. He walked away and he seemed fine, but when I was waiting at the bus stop he walks over and says,

"Are you sure you don't like the 360?"
and I say, "No, I prefer the PS3, I think the 360 is ok."

Then he grabs my GameStop bag and chucks it into the middle of a four lane street, and says,

"360 RULES *****!!!"

Then I punched him in the face and ran out to get my game, and got back, unharmed thankfully, and then left him there holding his bloody nose.

 

[jigilojoe]

Man, I have tons of anecdotes, I seem to attract all kinds of strange situations, but I don't have the time to write the all down now.

So I send you to my anecdote guru http://tuckermax.com/ (I love this guy)

Whoa, that website is great "I'm finally going to fuck a midget."

EDIT: that sounded bad, go on the website linked, and don't take any offence midgets of the world.