Angry gamer bites neighbour's penis

[Drummodino]

How the fuck does this even work? Here's the only way I can imagine it going down:

Neighbour: "Mate, can you turn your stereo down?"
Biter: "Fuck off ****!" *Kneels down*
Neighbour: "What the hell are you OH JESUS FUCK!"

Seriously who does this kind of thing? I feel like we're missing some details.

 

[TakerFoxx]

How...how did he managed to get in range?

 

[tokae]

How...how did he managed to get in range?

I imagine him just being very short.. like 3 feet.
These are dangerous times we live in when dwarfs are running amok, chomping down on peoples privates at the slightest provocation.

BTW! How the hell did it land him jailtime? If his response to being asked to turn the volume down is to bite and then gnaw on the other mans jewels instead of turning the volume down/slamming the door shut/even punching him in the face then something is very wrong. I mean the guys obviously mental and should be treated accordingly i.e. hospitalization, therapy and probably some drugs.



Additional: The mirror has an article that says a bit more (not too much though but still): http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/jason-martin-bit-neighbours-penis-2463909

From kentonline: http://www.kentonline.co.uk/east_kent_mercury/news/near-toothless-penis-biter-jailed-after-7562/
Apparently the guy "was" a heroin-addict and the altercation came about when his friend Richard (named in the article) asked him to turn the volume down and then confornted him about being back on drugs, which seems likely given what happened.

 

[Clowndoe]

Ha, genital mutilation and assault are funny! Ha-ha!

They are, actually. It's not the guy getting his dick nearly bit-off, it's the absurdity of the situation.

 

[Tom_green_day]

It's kind of annoying that whoever wrote the article identified the guy as "Gamer." Although it kind of looks like he's going out of his way to make us look bad, I'm sure there's no malice inteded.

Well the dick-biting business was as a direct result of games...

 

[Barbas]

I'd say I found this difficult to believe, but then again there is a video in YouTube of some teenager who was so "angry" about his mother cancelling his World of Warcraft subscription that, in his fury, he mistook a TV remote for...a.....butt remote, apparently.

I won't tempt fate by posting it here, but as I recall it was titled 'World of Warcraft freakout' or something similar.

 

[Auron225]

But how...? Why...? ...What? o.o

 

[Bravo Company]

So.....insert dirty console peasant joke here.

I kid, I kid

But what I want to know is what compels a 41 year old man to bite another person's penis because turning the TV down is just too powerful.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

He did WHAT now??? Seriously how unstable do you have to be to go and chomp on a man's dick over the volume of your game?

 

[Miss G.]

I remember hearing about this from AlphaOmegaSin and at least one other site last week or so. I'm afraid of surgery and stitches so I feel sorry for the guy who got his penis bit just for that. I'll post Alpha's video if anyone's interested.

 

[FalloutJack]

No, that's ridiculous. No matter how many times you might shoot someone in the groin in a Fallout game or an FPS or GTA or Saint's Row game...the truth is that you wouldn't actually bite off the man-bits in real life. That's not an easy enough target. I can't see that one happening in reality.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Blowjobs ar'n't what they used to be anymore. At least prostitutes don't bite!

Is this story real?

 

[FPLOON]

"I tells ya, this is what happens when you let gays and liberals play those damned videogames! They're so hungry for penis they'll find any excuse to bite one."

-FOX News

It's bad enough I'm laughing at this particular story... and now I read this...

My heart has stopped from laughing too hard... I need my inhaler...

*slowly stops laughing and calms down*

OT: Was the "gamer" part-dog or something? That seems like a very off-beat way of handling said situation with this neighbor... Also, wouldn't this be a good case for the defendant to plea insanity for something like this? I mean, what was actually going through the mind of this... *rereads article* 41-year old??

Now, I'm more confused than when I walked in trying to find out what's going on... How is that possible???

 

[SanguiniusMagnificum]

That... sounds very impractical. The dick-biting part, I mean. I assume that the victim was wearing trousers and his undies, so the other dude had to bite through several layers of clothing just to get to his dick. And why did he need to use his teeth? Why not, I don't know, headbutt him in the groin? Or a kneestomp? Or just a good, old-fashioned punch?

I am truly baffled.