Angry notes

[L4hlborg]

I saw one online. It was in Finnish so I'm going to translate:

The woman who lives in this house who is being visited by that big dicked black person, could you please try to make a little less noise at night? My kids are starting to ask questions and it's not cool. So please, get a Finnish boyfriend with a SMALLER DICK

 

[Erja_Perttu]

Someone in my old road had a burger van and everyday they went to work, making burgers, and came home and parked outside their house.

One day they came out to find a note on their windscreen saying

"Would you please refrain from parking that rusty piece of junk in our road?

You are ruining the neighbourhood asthetic and it would be much appreciated if you would either park it elsewhere, or get rid of that monstrocity.

Sincerely, Anon."

They went to work as usual. Went they came back, and the man in house number five (who'd done it) looked back ou, they'd left him a note back.

"We earn a living out of this van, and we don't see anyone else complaining. Get your head out of your ass, you pompous prick and get a life.

You are a wanker."

Best note fight down my way ever.

 

[Lordmarkus]

Interesting, I was considering visiting that site for a laugh since I'm bored (no desktop].

 

[Omikron009]

That's great. I'd like somebody to post a newspaper headline about a guy in an orange jumpsuit beating a bunch of thieves to death with a crowbar.