Annoying things your significant other does

[Samcanuck]

Ughh. The wife is putting away the groceries we just bought...and I'm hiding in the office to get away from her blaring her Taylor Swift album whilst she does it. Her blaring that album annoys the hell out of me...does this whilst doing dishes too.

But tell us, what does your significant other do that annoys you? (If you don't have one...I don't know, your best friend thats of the opposite sex)

 

[khaimera]

That does sound annoying. My wife mostly hogs the bed and eats all the ice cream.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Gets pissy over the slightest trivial thing.

 

[Samcanuck]

That does sound annoying. My wife mostly hogs the bed and eats all the ice cream.

It is man.

Put your arm around her and start playing with her nipple. Do this for awhile, and she will move over. ...no lose situation.

 

[Ultrajoe]

Ever read 'The Iliad'?

Basically the stuff in there.

 

[SomEngangVar]

She always says I'm grumpy when I'm either just not feeling talkative or I'm sleepy.

 

[SimuLord]

She exists in theory and my dreams. I wish she'd kindly show herself so we could get on with the whole happily ever after thing.

 

[Hurray Forums]

She gets kind of mad about how much time I spend on the computer so sometimes she sneaks up behind me with a cucumber and a bottle of antifreeze and then she

 

[Wildrow12]

Nothing. My beloved is sweet, kind and intelligent. ANY flaws I see are obviously MY own projections and thus my OWN problem.


....I'm so whipped. =(

 

[CouchCommando]

Not habits more of a condition of been accident prone.
For example;

I got home early from work, and cleaned the lounge room from top to bottom, even fished out a bottle cap from under the couch, just as I decide to have a break she returns from work as well, I meet her in the lounge with a mug of coffee, one for her and myself, as I sit across from her on the lounge, she remains standing telling me about her day at work, when suddenly she shifts her body weight to her rear high heel, which (seriously what are the chances) lands in the middle of the bottle cap in the small pile of debri I have yet sweep up. She slips, loses her balance, drops the mug of coffee onto my cheap glass coffee table and shatters it, over compensates her balance and lunges over the broken glass and lands on me breaking her fall with her knee on my balls.

worst part was laughing while in serious pain.

 

[xDarc]

I dated this girl once who had to smoke pot for an HOUR before we could enjoy a meal together. Otherwise she wasn't hungry. Towards the end of that year, if we were going out, I was just like- Im hungry, I'll meet you there.