Annoying Video Game Quotes Forever Etched into your Memory

[kwagamon]

"Welcome to the Circus of Value! HEH HEH HA!"

 

[sora91111]

"BURN, BURN, BURN TO THE GROUND!" This one is unforgettable as well as "What am I fighting for!"

 

[I am only a man]

"Robots kill people. A robot killed Grandma."

From Robot Alchemic Drive (or R.A.D) on Ps2

edit:

..."What am I fighting for!"

"No this isn't happening! there is no reason for me to go on. Wha... WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!"

Such a powerful scene.

 

[Giotto]

"The Rebel's reinforcements are diminishing!"
That accent.... just ticked me off.

 

[spartandude]

"Your health is low, do you have any potions? Or Food?"

oh dont even get me started.....

 

[MrTwo]

Soul of the mind, key to life's ether.
Soul of the lost, withdrawn from it's vessel.
Let strength be granted, so the world might be mended.
So the world might be mended.
- Demon's Souls
Does she ever shut up! Every time I just want to fricking level up.
Also,

"Don't think I wont report this." The woman in the female bathroom in Deus Ex

And then I shot her in the face =D.

 

[Chairman Miaow]

FILL YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LIGHT!!!

 

[Xaio30]

You must gather your party before venturing forth.
You must gather your party before venturing forth.
You must gather your party before venturing forth.
You must gather your party before venturing forth.
You must gather your party before venturing forth.
You must gather your party before venturing forth.
*Leaves*

I want to strangle that voice actor.

 

[alm96]

Ever line that Edge from Star Ocean IV has ever said. I watched a friend play it a while back and all I could think of was pure hatred.

 

[Death-of-Penguins]

"Dwarven crafts- fine, dwarven crafts, direct from Orzammar!" Dragon Age Origins.

"You want to look at the book?" Assassin's Creed II.

And the worst one, in my opinion, that I can remember, is
"GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!" from Kingdom Hearts II.

 

[Pyotr Romanov]

"STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM" and "WHY WONT YOU DIIIIEEEEEEE!!" both from Oblivion.

This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death.

 

[aoi287]

"Defeat Dycedarg's elder brother!"

I don't know why, but it has always bugged me.

 

[uzo]

Baldur's Gate:

"You must gather your party before venturing forth"

 

[Bebus]

IN Assassins creed 2
"It's a me Mario!!"

I nearly broke my computer when he said that. I have a laptop and spurted out a mouthful of coke into the keyboard and speakers, I had to shut it down and wash it before it would work again.

 

[Mrselfdestruct]

"Ah, there you are!"

Stupid Wesker....

 

[GameMaNiAC]

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter!

No, no, no. It's:

"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

With Mr. House dead, we'll have Vegas annexed before the year's out.

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter."

 

[Servantes]

You almost became a Jill sandwich.

 

[flatten_the_skyline]

"I can't carry any more" Diablo, Diablo II, various voices and phrasings...
"Stay a while and listen"
"Oh, and the stuff Mephisto said when you killed him for the 12020202834839292nd time, but I only know that in German

"DUU KOMMST ZU SPÄT! MEEEEEINE BRÜÜÜDER SIND DIR ENTKOMMEN!"

(You're too late - my brothers have escaped)

I always expected him to say "My parents are siblings"...


The fake jamaican accent from stalker Clear Sky in Freedom base.

Other quotes like "The smell of death surrounds me" however stayed favourably in my ears and are often recited.

 

[tobyornottoby]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRMyoOvLUdI