Anonymous Declares War on Snow
- Thread starter Greg Tito
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It's about damn time someone did something about this snow. Damn Weather Channel has been romanticizing this horrible "snow" for years as well have books, tv and works of art. My brothers and sisters, it is time that we stand up as one and say "No!" to snow. 
I support this. As a kid I LOVED snow! No school, it's fun to play in, always meant hot chocolate. Snow was amazing.
But now, as an adult, I have an intense hatred for the white stuff. Whether it's having to shovel my drive way to get my front wheel drive car onto the poorly maintaned roads to go to my job. No one told me corporate restaurants don't have snow days. So I get to brave the elements to go to work where noone comes in to eat, which means I have to endure the waste of time for absolutely nothing. Even if the roads aren't bad everyone in my city immediately assumes all surfaces are coated in black ice and refuses to drive faster tham 20 miles per hour.
So yes. Fuck snow. And Bah Humbug.
But now, as an adult, I have an intense hatred for the white stuff. Whether it's having to shovel my drive way to get my front wheel drive car onto the poorly maintaned roads to go to my job. No one told me corporate restaurants don't have snow days. So I get to brave the elements to go to work where noone comes in to eat, which means I have to endure the waste of time for absolutely nothing. Even if the roads aren't bad everyone in my city immediately assumes all surfaces are coated in black ice and refuses to drive faster tham 20 miles per hour.
So yes. Fuck snow. And Bah Humbug.
No one is in anonymous, anonymous does not exist.ajh93 said:
Neither does the church of the flying spagetti monster.
Or the jedi council.
Its just a lot of people who choose to call themselves such.
Perfect, its good to know people put so much effort into this kind of thing when theres most likely more important things to do
this is a joke right...RIGHT!?!?
Anon needs to take a look in the mirror and... you know what, forget that they might declare war on mirrors next
Anon needs to take a look in the mirror and... you know what, forget that they might declare war on mirrors next
That's a pretty excellent parody of the stuff Anonymous tends to do. Stupid, shortsighted goals with even stupider, more shortsighted methods of achieving them, and calling it activism when it's really just bitching and catharsis.