Anonymous Declares War on Snow

[T3hJim]

Who? What? Where? Why? When?
I'm almost hoping they weren't trolling.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Ok, now they've gone to far. DEATH TO ANONYMOUS!

 

[lacktheknack]

I cannot slam my head into my desk hard, or fast enough.

I can't either. How can everyone miss the joke (maybe even satire) so damn hard!?

 

[faspxina]

...

Let me go check something out of my "now I've seen everything" list...

 

[NinjaRabies]

Well this will be interesting. Though I won't be joining in on the hacking I think I'll go for the "no outerwear" part. Ohyeah! War on the frozen things!

I think this is a joke, a semi serious joke. They might do it, but not to actually achieve anything. Just for the lulz.

Edit: Fixed spelling.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

But... what about Snow days?

I love Snow days...

 

[Drakmeire]

God I hate attention whores. that's all anonymous is so ignore then and they lose all power.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Meh, I live in the tropics so I don't really care. Thanks 4chan, you're always good for a laugh.

 

[3AM]

I don't know it this is real. I also don't know if I want it to be real or not.

On one hand, it's stupid attacking snow. It doesn't even have an internet connection.

On the other hand, it may also be the most awesome trolling in the history of all trolls. I mean, this is the sort of trolling that our ancestors spoke of in hushed voices around a campfire during the fierce winters of the early 21st century.

Either way, this story makes me happy inside.

I'm not sure what to say here, but .... well, I mean... I think I may love you. This post is just so awsome. (Snow doesn't even have an internet connection - brilliant!)

Some of my ancestors hail from the sweltering south, others from the frozen north. As confused as we are, we love weather in all it's wacky manifestations. Let it do whatever it wants, we're ready for it and will defend it's right to do whatever it feels it must do. Or something. Maybe we could all chip in and get snow the internet so it can clog up all the inter-pipes with it's fluffiness. I think the AWCLU (American Weather Civil Liberties Union) and EWFF (Electronic Weather Frontier Foundation) are already on this, protecting weather as best they can. Oh - if we do get snow the internet, let's be sure to teach it about Tor.

 

[Red Right Hand]

 

[Woodsey]

I wonder if they ever stop and think ''Maybe this is a waste of time.''

They were obviously pissed when they came up with this, and being pissed is never a waste of time!

 

[Atmos Duality]

Look..
We don't CARE about Anonymous!

So stop Feeding the Trolls!

Spoiler

I bet I'll probably be put on probation for this comment.

It's a joke.
Otherwise, Anonymous is competing with Paris Hilton for "Most retarded act in history".

 

[Harbinger_]

Anonymous is bored I would say.

 

[Optimystic]

Greg Tito = Anon
Confirm Y/N?

(I get why it's funny, but we should label news articles like these "The Lighter Side" or something, imo...)

 

[paragon1]

Death to the White Menace!
...
Wait, that didn't come out right.

 

[Sparrow]

I won't lie, I found this quite funny. They're a mixed bunch a lot of the time.

 

[Croaker42]

Sounds to me like they are trying to drive down the street value of snow covered mountains.

OT; Anon is my hero. Because only Anon would even dare to take the fight to snow.

 

[fanklok]

Just wait, just fucking wait. The day will come when they win against snow and all of you will feel like idiots for doubting them.

 

[Jake the Snake]

Ok, at first I thought they were just trolls cuz they liked it. Now I know they're just doing it cuz they're bored.

 

[Hyper-space]

Someone on /b/ decided it would be fun to troll the knee-jerk media, as they would be sure to gobble up ANYTHING that some troll decide to cook up.

SO I REPEAT, YOU ALL GOT TROLLED BADLY.

This is all newfaggotry to the extreme.

Sadly, the members of /b/ are so immature and are so fucking thick, that I think they might actually try and defeat teh evil snowzorz.

In any case, when the governments manage to find out who these idiots are, Anonymous is gonna be fucked.

You make two assumptions, both of them wrong.

Sadly, the members of /b/ are so immature and are so fucking thick, that I think they might actually try and defeat teh evil snowzorz.

First, everyone and their grandmother knows that this is a joke, no one /b/ (and trust me, i frequent 4chan, that includes /b/) is charging their LOIC or whatever.

In any case, when the governments manage to find out who these idiots are, Anonymous is gonna be fucked.

Second, Anonymous is not a group, its what people call themselves when they raid/DDoS websites, there is no leader and the anonymous label is interchangeable. So no website, no members, just a label that people use to identify themselves during "operations".

So by taking this in full seriousness as something that script-kiddies would undertake, you have fulfilled the goal of the original creator of the image.