Another cinematic masterpiece!

[Onyx Oblivion]

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Uwe Boll's Bloodrayne 3!

He's making 2 other movies at the same time, so the quality should be EVEN lower!

Can the world handle 3 Uwe Boll movies at once?

 

[Boletes Net]

Looks almost as good as the last air bender

 

[tomtom94]

At least the actors are coherent.

Unlike a certain movie with a room-related title.

Also, if we want him to go away we should just ignore him.
*cue successful troll is successful picture*

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Looks almost as good as the last air bender

You're giving Boll WAY too much credit, that's basically a giant compliment...At least The Last Airbender was fantastic from a technical prospective.

 

[Casual Shinji]

The only masterpieces Uwe Boll makes are masterpieces of shit.

 

[Woodsey]

Hey, at least it's got lesbian sex in it.

 

[Hoplon]

He's not even pretending to employ actors any more is he...

 

[AceAngel]

Can we have Hardkor 44 instead of this crap?

 

[Shycte]

Well, it couldn't be that bad?

She shows some cleavage after all.

 

[APSunder]

There's a pretty common belief that the reason a lot of movies don't have original concepts and take stuff from books or previously seen ideas is because SO many things have been done, and there aren't enough simple ideas around anymore. This is an example of what happens when you stack shitty ideas on top of one another.

 

[APSunder]

The only masterpieces Uwe Boll makes are masterpieces of shit.

shit untouched by Uwe Boll is more of a masterpiece than anything he'd try to sculpt.