Another zombie attack in Florida
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Of course, we shall need to establish the Night's Watch. [http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Night%27s_Watch]Daystar Clarion said:
I call Lord Commander!
and thus Hazy's wisdom is revealedDaystar Clarion said:Qwurty2.0 said:
Hmm...
This is a problem indeed.
energy weapons can deal with flyers, and rail guns for swimmers
You know, the mindless face chewing, that I can abide. But the INDECENCY to be NAKED?!
Dying in a Zombie apocalypse: Awesome.
Dying in a NUDIST Zombie apocalypse: Not so awesome.
The could at least spare me the dignity of not having their naughty bits all on display while they naw on my brainmeats.
Dying in a Zombie apocalypse: Awesome.
Dying in a NUDIST Zombie apocalypse: Not so awesome.
The could at least spare me the dignity of not having their naughty bits all on display while they naw on my brainmeats.
Montezuma said:
Tbh there's no evidence that this is related to the other attacks is there? Just sounds like the guy flipped?
I know he was high...but was it bath salt related?
An interesting dilema arises. Could they doctor kill zombies? They are animate, but would he consider them "alive"?SomeLameStuff said:
On a more related note, I really hope bath salts get criminalized soon.
I think the shedding of the clothing is because of the horrible itching that occurs before the virus kills and reanimates you. Possible explaination?
Meus Dei...
Of course the zombie apocalypse would have to start while I'm visiting my aunt/uncle in California, of course while I'm vacationing in a house that doesn't have any firearms.
If I was home, I'd be set. My dad owns a fair number of defensive firearms in a semi-rural area. But here in Orange County? I'm fucked.
Of course the zombie apocalypse would have to start while I'm visiting my aunt/uncle in California, of course while I'm vacationing in a house that doesn't have any firearms.
If I was home, I'd be set. My dad owns a fair number of defensive firearms in a semi-rural area. But here in Orange County? I'm fucked.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780583/Daystar Clarion said:
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW
OT: WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, FLORIDA?
Seriously, this is getting really creepy.
Cracked covered this one, everyone. http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-ways-face-eater-zombie-craze-proves-medias-broken/
The short answer they give is that the internet is awful and internet journalism is more about jumping on the present bandwagon (zombies in this case) than reporting actual news.
The short answer they give is that the internet is awful and internet journalism is more about jumping on the present bandwagon (zombies in this case) than reporting actual news.
Meh. I live in Canada. I can just move up north. The zombies are naked; they'd freeze to death in the cold wastes of Nunavut. Besides, polar bears live up north. No one wants to mess with a polar bear and I doubt zombies have the sense to avoid them.
In all seriousness, though, what the hell kind of drug turns someone into a flesh-hungry, clothes-hating, taser-immune zombie?! It's actually really frightening that such a thing could exist! AND it's highly addictive and can spread massive infection if injected! D:
In all seriousness, though, what the hell kind of drug turns someone into a flesh-hungry, clothes-hating, taser-immune zombie?! It's actually really frightening that such a thing could exist! AND it's highly addictive and can spread massive infection if injected! D:
Assuming the heat doesn't dry them out into zombie jerkey, then the animals will kill them. Even if the animals dont get them, the distance between population centres will be too extreme for the slow moving zombie.Goofguy said:
Polar Bears dont count for much. As there are hardly any left (if Al Gore is to be believed). Furthermore Australian zombies will be far too lazy and will just go round calling fellow zombies c**t and mate while firing up a barbie and cracking a stubby. Face it mate, the Canadians are finished
Australians shall inherit the Earth!
I know this is all being taken as a joke. But you would not believe the amount of idiots, actually freaking out about this being the start of a some sort of zombie invasion.
It's starting to get annoying. Anyway, my two theories. 1: This problem has always existed, it's just getting more media coverage now so it's freaking everyone out. (similar happened with murder rates and media coverage)
2: Zawmbies are so goddamned popular, anytime someone gets high, or goes insane, the brain defaults to *zombies are cool* mode, and tries to act like one.
Or you know. . . they really are zombies, in which case I only need another day before the finish on my shotgun is done.
It's starting to get annoying. Anyway, my two theories. 1: This problem has always existed, it's just getting more media coverage now so it's freaking everyone out. (similar happened with murder rates and media coverage)
2: Zawmbies are so goddamned popular, anytime someone gets high, or goes insane, the brain defaults to *zombies are cool* mode, and tries to act like one.
Or you know. . . they really are zombies, in which case I only need another day before the finish on my shotgun is done.
Ooh! I love that show! (Though I think saying 95% of videos being from there is a bit much...)Jaeke said:
As for the "What the Fuck is Wrong With Florida" comment, I instantly thought of this:
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/nash/wtfiwwy
Hell, I'm pretty sure there was a whole episode on idiots in Florida...!
