Answer everything with a question

[Barbas]

Donkey???

 

[FPLOON]

SHREK???

 

[Barbas]

Which film do you mean?

 

[UltraDeth]

Wasn't it adapted from a book?

 

[Barbas]

What's a book?

 

[Yoshi178]

Why do you give a crap what a book is?

 

[Barbas]

Why don't you? :<

 

[Yoshi178]

Why would i?

 

[Barbas]

Is this a test...? >.>

 

[CritialGaming]

Where are the answers?

 

[Barbas]

Where's my pipe?

 

[UltraDeth]

You play the pipe?

 

[Barbas]

Did you pay the gas bill?

 

[UltraDeth]

Do we have our tea cold?

 

[Barbas]

There's tea?

 

[Wary Wolf]

Depends, do you count sticking a teabag in your mouth as tea?

 

[Barbas]

Is that some sort of dirty youngster euphemism?

 

[UltraDeth]

Was there a double meaning there?

 

[Barbas]

No, isn't this it over here?

 

[FPLOON]

Is that where life is or "was"?