Answer me these questions three.

[Da Orky Man]

What is your name?

What is your quest?

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

EDIT: Bonus question - What is your favourite colour?

 

[Al-Bundy-da-G]

What is your name?

What is your quest?

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Bundy McBunderson

I Seek the grail(giggity)

What do you mean? African or European?

 

[Radeonx]

God.

To be more awesome than I already am; it is impossible because of how awesome I am, but it is worth a try.

Whatever I decide it is.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

Joe

To be the very best, like no-one ever was.

Depends on how hard you kick it.

 

[Simeon Ivanov]

Simon

To reach omnipotence

11 meters per second.

 

[Pinkamena]

Pinkamena Diane Pie!

To throw the biggest, most wonderful party of all time!

What's a swallow?

 

[TheJesus89]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA MONTY PYTHON

THAT EXISTED AND ITS OLD BUT IT'S SORTA FUNNY

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

NI

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

All kidding aside, I'm really tired of this movie. It's not even THAT funny. I mean it definitely has it's really funny parts, but not as many as everybody said it did. Yahtzee said it best when he compared it to portal. No matter how funny it may originally be, it will never be close to as funny because of how many times a day you here "It's only a flesh wound!" or "the cake is a lie!".

 

[Private Custard]

Private

money, no, wait.....

Aaaaargh!

 

[TheBadGamer]

Alex

To find the One piece and my lunch.

Banana.

 

[universaltraveller]

Dave

Number 7

I Spit

 

[Scorpianhead]

Scorpianhead.

To play vidoe games eat food and drink soda and apple jucie until the end of the world.

0 Because it cant move if its dead.

 

[Son of a Mitch]

My name is Inigo Montoya.

I'm looking for a man with 6 fingers on his right hand.

Who cares. By the way, do you have 6 fingers on your right hand?

 

[V8 Ninja]

#1. V8 Ninja

#2. Make A video Game

#3. I feel like there's a catch to this question...

 

[Lectori Salutem]

Guybrush Threepwood
I want to be a mighty pirate
About... Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!

 

[MellowFellow]

1. Joey

2. To win the lottery, but I have yet to buy a ticket so it is not going well...

3. I don't know, probably what one of the people above me have said.

 

[Odd Water]

#1. Odder the Water Otter

#2. To enjoy life

#3. Slower then a bullet, faster then my hand.

 

[Stephen Wo]

What is your name? Stephen Wo

What is your quest? To become a novelist.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? African or European?

 

[Dango]

Dango

To find out what we're gonna do on the bed.

Pomf.

 

[The Pinray]

Commander Shepard

To find my favorite store on the Citadel

I'll answer when I'm finished with these calibrations