Answer the poster's question above you then post one for the next person.

[Dr.Susse]

It's up to you but I like it.

Do you think Bioshock is as good as many critics say it is?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Yes, I thoroughly enjoyed it

Why do we fall?

 

[Basement Cat]

Because gravity sucks, of course.

Which hand am I typing with because the other is covered with Cheetos cheese crumbs?

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

The one that is NOT covered with Cheetos cheese crumbs.

Will I ever find love?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Yes, hold strong

Something big will happen, can you guess?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Maybe.

What is love?

 

[Basement Cat]

Haddaway!!!

"Baby don't hurt me--don't hurt me--no more."


Do you have a 'significant' other whom you're in love with right now?

 

[Dr.Susse]

No....So alone.


How heavy do you go with your music?

 

[sagitel]

not so much

do you believe in love?

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Of course Tizzy! There's magic everywhere in this *****!

Just kidding, it's mostly done with magnets...

When does a wizard arrive?

 

[MrCollins]

It really depends on the quality of the public transport system where he lives. Wizardry doesn't pay like it used to.

Why do I keep counting?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Because you're bored

What can be said that hasn't been said already?

 

[Dr.Susse]

I love you.

Why is the Internet obsessed with cats?

 

[Fractral]

Why wouldn't it be? They're cute, soft, cuddly, loving, lovable, fun, tasty, furry, smell nice, and go very well with captions. Plus, captions kind of sounds like cat, so there is even more fun to be had by combining the two words.

Why haven't we invented time travel yet?

 

[Basement Cat]

We keep waiting for our future selves to do the actual work then come back in time and tell us how to do it. Unfortunately our future selves are still as lazy as we are--the slackers!


What do you do with a drunken sailor?

 

[tippy2k2]

The only plausible explanation is that we HAVE invented it but it was used for evil and the world was destroyed because of it. In order to stop the evil from occurring, our top scientists went back in time to murder the scientist creating the time traveling device. This in turn created a time paradox since there was no time machine to send the scientist back in time in order to kill the inventor of time travel and the universe exploded.

Therefore, the only explanation for no time travel is that we no longer exist due to the exploded universe.

Will the self-correcting golf balls I got for my birthday actually help my golf game? I'm pretty bad...

EDIT: DAMN IT! Zen, I came in specifically because you wanted me to and then you go off and ninja me! This is why we can't have nice things...

 

[Basement Cat]

EDIT: DAMN IT! Zen, I came in specifically because you wanted me to and then you go off and ninja me! This is why we can't have nice things...

That was 24 hours ago! I just got off from work! Have some pity on me for not realizing that you were begging to be ninja'd poised to pounce when I wasn't looking!

 

[tippy2k2]

That was 24 hours ago! I just got off from work! Have some pity on me for not realizing that you were begging to be ninja'd poised to pounce when I wasn't looking!

Alright, you are forgiven...this time

Spoiler: Warning: Video auto-plays since just seeing the title ruins the joke

Overplayed meme? Or a classic?

Anyway, I'll answer your question and get this thread back on the rails:

What do you do with a drunken sailor?

You put him on the deck of a ship in the middle of a storm and watch him try to stay balanced. Ideally, find a bunch of other people so that you can get a nice betting pool going about how quickly he's going to pitch over the edge of the ship. Unfortunately, we'd then have to figure out how to explain to the commanding officer why we allowed a sailor to drown for our entertainment...

Will the self-correcting golf balls I got for my birthday actually help my golf game? I'm pretty bad...

 

[Basement Cat]

*sighs*

You're...not focused, I'm thinking.

The trick is you answer the question above you then ask a new question of your own.

I start anew: Have you ever read "Shogun" by James Clavell?

P.S.

The thread below was the one that needs help, not this question thread.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.396813-Comment-on-the-MEME-Picture-above-and-leave-one