Answer the poster's question above you then post one for the next person.

[thesilentman]

For destructiveness, I'm going with my typhoon!

How do I sleep better?

 

[Basement Cat]

Try going to bed instead of staying up waiting to get tired. Your thoughts will keep you awake if you don't.

Why is Taco's family moving to the Czech Republic (from North Carolina) this summer? Conspiracy theorists pounce!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Forced to relocate due to Burrito influence growing in his country.

Why is my insanity never ceasing?

 

[thesilentman]

You're not getting enough sleep.

Are we insane in this thread? All of us?

 

[Basement Cat]

The voices say that I'm quite sane!

Anyone disagree? You gotta problem wiff me? You gotta problem wiff me? *****...

Who isn't sane on this Website?

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[thesilentman]

[user]Zeel[/user].

How insignificant am I compared to the world?

 

[Basement Cat]

Not at all. You are a god amongst men.


Would you want to be a Marvel Universe mutant?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Sure, I get cool powers and I'm different! :3

Why are older users so jaded on this site?

 

[Basement Cat]

They're getting tired of the same old-same old, I think. I'd guess that 80%-90% of the people who come to the Escapist don't stay around for more than 1 or 2 years. There are only so many ways you can have threads about sexism or bacon and hope to squeeze out any original discussion.

If you don't marry by age 40 would you want to put yourself up for auction as a mail order groom/bride?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Eh, not really; I'd probably be used to the loneliness by then

What's the most annoying commercial you've seen?

 

[thesilentman]

I don't know honestly. I use Adblock everywhere minus Escapist, and I just tune out the TV ones.

How's life going?

 

[Hemlock]

It is fine.

What is the land speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

[NoOne852]

African or European?

What does 'x' equal when Bobby has 3 apples that were taken by the alien in a purple ship that flew into the sun?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

X= Whatever you want it to be, numbers have no meaning!

How many smiley faces are needed in a conversation?

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

Depends on the weather.

What is Soylent Green(TM) made out of?

 

[Basement Cat]

Spam and toe lint.

Will global warming turn the Mediterranean ocean into one giant fish stew?

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

I don't know, but sounds yummy.

Who wants Mediterranean Salty Fish Stew?

 

[Basement Cat]

If it's low on mercury, ME!

Have you ever eaten sushi?

 

[NoOne852]

Nope, but I plan to try it eventually.

Why do half of the bosses out there suck?

 

[Basement Cat]

In order to get to where they are they had to be suck ups, so their subordinates get the ugly side of their nature.

Have you ever wanted to punch a boss/coworker? Or maybe just strangle them a little bit?