Answer the poster's question above you then post one for the next person.

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Jedi. I don't have it in me to be evil.

The trip into the Basement is a stupid idea.

 

[thesilentman]

No. We have illogic on our side. We don't have to make sense.

How do I not procrastinate?

 

[Basement Cat]

Think about it tomorrow.

The trip into the Basement is a stupid idea.

Do you ever step outside of your 'safe zone' and challenge the gods?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

The trip into the Basement is a stupid idea.

Do you ever step outside of your 'safe zone' and challenge the gods?

Boy, you have no idea what battles I am waging with the forces of the universe nor what I have put at stake.

This is a fight I am not motivated to join. My attention is needed desperately elsewhere.

 

[Basement Cat]

Boy, you have no idea what battles I am waging with the forces of the universe nor what I have put at stake.

This is a fight I am not motivated to join. My attention is needed desperately elsewhere.

Okay, fair enough. But do remember us if we should--you know--disappear without a trace.

Next Poster: Some Native American Indian tribes believe that a tribe's greatness depends on how mighty their enemies are. Based on that how great are you?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Not very.

Is sanity the price to pay for power?

 

[Basement Cat]

That depends on whether the payee was sane to begin with.

Did you know that Kross claims to be afraid of exploring the Basement?

 

[thesilentman]

No, and I think he's lying.

Where is he anyway? He seems to have disappeared.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

He's hiding at the school.

What is the purpose of the goggles?

 

[Basement Cat]

So women can't see meen ogling them?

Have you ever been so angry that you actually--truly--saw red?

 

[thesilentman]

No.

Where is the laser?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Attached to my pet shark's head.

Is this gun loaded?

 

[thesilentman]

Schrodinger's gun. It's not and is at the same time.

I want to be immortal, how do be immortal?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Vampirism is not as good an idea as it sounds. The Philosopher's Stone doesn't exist. Fame is probably the easiest way, but getting enough of it is the trick.

Exactly how many ways are there to skin a cat?

 

[Basement Cat]

If you ask that question again I'll report you to the Escapist's Cataholics Anonymous User Group!

How many User Groups are you a member of?

 

[Dead Seerius]

Four, but I'm really only active in one. And I've seen you there a few times.

What was that noise?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Your soul dying.

Is Final Fantasy 13 just 30 hours of running down an endless, straight (and admittedly rendered in ridiculous detail) corridor?

 

[thesilentman]

Yes.

How to get better at losing at games?

 

[Basement Cat]

Have your very young nephews over and let them 'show you how it's done'. You'll get very good at losing very quickly.

Why do you shoot/stab an enemy's corpse?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Second Chance Pro. Better safe than sorry.

Why haven't you played Mother 3?