Answer this question, Who am I? "I am _____________."

[tthor]

I need to do an assignment for Intro Sociology. It is very simple, I just need atleast 20 people to finish this statement:

"I am ________________________."

Edit: I realized that the assignment is for my answers, but this is entertaining to read anyway.

 

[Keoul]

I am an alleged cynical pessimist.

Well that was easy, you're welcome!

 

[Terminate421]

Here you go:

"I am Iron Man"

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I am a taco

Does that help at all?

 

[Zhukov]

"I am... not wearing any pants right now."

 

[Asita]

Well to put it simply...


Yes, you're going to get a lot of flippant responses here. Few will be as classy as this though:


Though if you want something different...I am me.

 

[Dead Seerius]

I am that I am.

Captcha: Movie star.
Heh heh, not yet, Captcha. Not yet.

 

[General Twinkletoes]

I am a Salarian scientist smothered in idiom, about as stimulating as scanning for iridium.

These don't have to be serious answers, do they? You won't get many of those on the here.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Son of a *****!

That's not my answer, but two people ninja'd me!

The serious answer: I am myself, and no one else.

 

[SilkySkyKitten]

*AHEM* Err, well, if you wish for a more serious answer:

"I am bizarre in unspeakable, disturbing, and sometimes incredibly sexual ways"

There, that works.

 

[shrekfan246]

Why, this is the internet, so what do you think my answer is?

Spoiler

More seriously, I'm a single, twenty-one year old male who's listening to Disney songs right now.

 

[Lt._nefarious]

Spoiler

Okay, sorry.

I am the guy who you don't remember, but you remember what I do cuz I do what I do better than anyone else who does what I do.

 

[wintercoat]

[HEADING=1]I'm Spartacus![/HEADING]​

There was never any other answer I could give.

 

[SlaveNumber23]

I am the one who gonna teach you lesson.

 

[Little Woodsman]

I need to do an assignment for Intro Sociology. It is very simple, I just need atleast 20 people to finish this statement:

"I am ________________________."

Edit: I realized that the assignment is for my answers, but this is entertaining to read anyway.

"I am...awake."
Now will people form a religion around me?

 

[felbot]

I am the booby lady, or at least that's what my avatar is.

 

[Wadders]

[HEADING=1]I'm Spartacus![/HEADING]​

There was never any other answer I could give.

I nearly get to the bottom of the page, thinking that no-one had posted this yet. I prepared to seize my chance, and then BAM you do this to me.

This is the next best I can do. Sorry.

 

[Nouw]

I AM THE TABLE! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adyC404_gEk]

 

[Doclector]

Who am I?

I'm the monster. I'm the villain. WHAT PERFECTION! WHAT PRECIIISIOOON!


Seriously, I am crazy, unstable, possibily dangerous, but I'm aware and admittent of it. Most people are dangerous, they just won't know it until they're pushed too far. Much safer to know how fucked up you really are, and thus better manage it.