Answer this question, Who am I? "I am _____________."

[bl4ckh4wk64]

Who am I?

I'm JEAN VALJEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPIos2mXbUE#t=2m4s]

Seriously, I don't think you're going to get many people who are going to identify themselves on the Internet. I've already been stalked by being careless about my personal information.

My answer has been stolen.

I'll say "24601" so I can answer the same but different. (Ooooh, that one's been taken too. Dammit, I'll bet I would have been the only one if this question had been asked a year ago! High school theatre 4 lyfe.)

Naw, I'd have said that a year ago as well. However, two years ago I'd probably say I'm the Phantom of the Opera [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej1zMxbhOO0]

And ditto on the high school theater. Best experience in high school was stage crew.

 

[EmperorSubcutaneous]

Best experience in high school was stage crew.

Fact.

Being an actor has nothing on being a ninja of the stage.

 

[bl4ckh4wk64]

Best experience in high school was stage crew.

Fact.

Being an actor has nothing on being a ninja of the stage.

I don't think I've ever heard that before, but I'm now using it every single time I talk about stage crew. Thank you so much for this.

 

[Auninteligentname]

I am, therefore I think.
That seems wrong...

 

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

I am the very model of a modern Major-General. I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral. I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical. From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical. I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical; I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical. About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news, with many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

ALTERNATIVELY:
I am Spartacus.

ALTERNATIVELY ALTERNATIVELY:
I am the white void. I am the cold steel. I am the just sword. With blade in hand shall I reap the sins of this world and cleanse it in the fires of destruction. I am Hakumen. The end has come!

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

I'm a romantic looser

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

I am Gotham's reckoning.

 

[Twilight_guy]

Who am I? I'm Jean Valjean!

I'm the God damn Batman!

I am Ironman.

I am Spartacus! (I am Spartacus!) (I am Spartacus!) (I am Spartacus!) (I am Spartacus!) (I am Spartacus!) ...

I am the terror that flaps int he night...

I am vengeance. I am the night. I am Batman!
(Does that count as a copy? I guess not, one is Batman and one is Crazy Steve)

I am the walrus!

 

[Phuctifyno]

I am a Mushroom-Cloud-Laying Muthafucka, Muthafucka.

 

[Neverhoodian]

What fun is there in making sense? Flying pies and chocolate rain for everyone!

 

[Rickolas Walrus]

I am a fuck-mothering vampire. I?ve killed a LOT of people to get this title, I deserve to be called such!

 

[Dethenger]

I am the one and only.

Nobody I'd rather be.

I am the one and only.

You can't take that away from me.