Anti-wants

[fwelord]

Here's how it works: I'll post what I want. The first one who posts will ruin it. Then they post what they want, and the next post will ruin that, and so on.

Example:

Wants: Cookies.

Answer: They got burned.
Wants: Water.

Answer: Salt was added.
Wants:...

Let's get started.


Wants: Pepsi

 

[revolverwolf]

It's Diet Pepsi. [small]Noooooooo![/small]

Wants: Fries

 

[BigStupidJellyfish]

They're soggy. Eww

Wants: A bag of cash

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

It is old Reichmarks

Wants: Energy...

 

[Marlun_42]

It's of the nuclear kind and you get cancer.

Wants: A good laptop.

 

[BigStupidJellyfish]

You get one, but it runs on the tears of a extrememly rare peruvian sea mammal, the parpoloiseta.

Wants: Cake

 

[fwelord]

you get pie

wants: the parpoloiseta

 

[j1-2themax]

You get it, but now have nowhere to put it, so it ends up dying.

Wants: Headphones