Any and all Foreigners

[Star Pancakes Muthaf]

Know what a Ute is? Please don't answer if you're Australian, but feel free to ggrab your mandatory plus one

 

[NotSoNimble]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ute_people

What about them?

 

[Sacman]

634 Ute? it's a minor planet orbiting the sun...

 

[Dags90]

I didn't know Australians called El Caminos "utes" but I do know what they are.

 

[burningdragoon]

Spoiler: answer

duh

 

[Dango]

Spoiler: answer

duh

I will also go with the answer. I like your style.

 

[Berethond]

A tribe of Native Americans, from what is now California.

 

[thylasos]

Only recently found out, but yes. I think Australian Top Gear may have rubbed off on it's older brother here in the UK.

 

[CouchCommando]

A tribe of Native Americans, from what is now California.

Wait wouldn't Utah be a more likely candidate, I'm not American but I am kinda guessing that there's more than a coincidence in the names there.

 

[Sacman]

A tribe of Native Americans, from what is now California.

What? Lies... they're from what is now Colorado...

 

[ottenni]

And while we are on topic, if someone asked you if you had a pair of thongs, what would they be referring too?

Also what is the best Drop Bear deterrent?

 

[delanofilms]

And while we are on topic, if someone asked you if you had a pair of thongs, what would they be referring too?

Flip-flops.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

Also what is the best Drop Bear deterrent?

They can't be deterred. You distract them with live tourist on a stick.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Aren't they a group of natives living near Utah or something? I don't know what the Australian meaning of Ute is...

 

[ottenni]

Also what is the best Drop Bear deterrent?

They can't be deterred. You distract them with live tourist on a stick.

Your not allowed to enter this competition. And thats not even the correct answer, you put Vegemite in your hair.

And while we are on topic, if someone asked you if you had a pair of thongs, what would they be referring too?

Flip-flops.

Winner is you! Congrats, have some vowels and consonants.

 

[Fetzenfisch]

its a german women's name of course.my grandcousins wife is called Ute

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

... foreign to where exactly?

And the Australians on this site ask these kind of questions so frequently, I'm sure that most of the Escapists have some idea what you are talking about.

 

[thiosk]

Slang for a uterus. Please observe the following haiku.

Third date at my place
Thought things were going so swell
Her ute had babby

This thread is now about ute related haiku. Post away.

 

[zombiesinc]

Chyea, I know what it is! But only because I spent several months living in Australia... otherwise I'd have never known.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

Your not allowed to enter this competition. And thats not even the correct answer, you put Vegemite in your hair.

So you're the one responsible for all the tourists walking around with vegemite in their hair? How could you tell them that, knowing that vegemite is made from the hormonal secretions of drop bears. If you concentrate all the secretions in one place the drop bear will think another drop bear is attacking you and join in. You're supposed to ingest the vegemite so you start excreting the same pheromones and they see you as a fuck off huge drop bear.

This vegemite in the hair thing might explain why we've found a few drop bears trying to breast feed the disembodied heads of missing tourists.

Good job.