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Ibanez887

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Ill take my mount as a Kodiak bear, and Ill be on top in a set of piece mail armor and a war axe screaming at the top of my lungs while running into battle.Ill also keep an H&K G36K on my back, just in case things get a little hairy.
Because, seriously, who would want to shoot a dude on top of a giant bear with an war axe in his hand?
 

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A giant grey wolf.

Either that or a gargantuan Funnel Web.

http://www.calacademy.org/exhibits/venoms/images/00_final/sydney_funnel_web_spider.jpg

^This times 200 :D

Bursting through the wall, and I'd be all like 'What's new?'
 

VelvetHorror

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If all of its characteristics are multiplied as they are increased in size, I'd go with the Australian Dragonfly, which can maintain a speed of 24 mph. If made 12 feet long, and it's speed multiplied with its increase with size, it could fly at a smooth 846 mph.

*Hops onto his dragonfly and breaks the sound barrier as he flies away* Try to keep up fellas! :D
 

JezebelinHell

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Red and blue colored "western dragon", with strong color saturation.
About 13 feet in length.
Just to make someone jealous...
 

ninetails593

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Serious answer: A fox. Less serious answer: A dragon(so I could throw wolves at maggots from the skies) . SUPER CEREAL ANSWER: MANBEARPIG
 

Fetzenfisch

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Macgyvercas said:
Rakkana said:


Yup. I win.
Nope, sorry, but you don't.

zala-taichou said:

What? It's sort of animal-ish....
This guy does.

I'm sorry but nothing screams "badass" like riding a fucking Balrog.

not remotely as badass as the robot-unicorn , a balrog may rip you apart, but the robocorn stabs you in the brain, giving you a feeling of an eternity of
before it allows you to die


and the worst thing is...it makes you liking it.
 

beniki

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Redlin5 said:
All will fear my giant ENEMY CRAB!

[sub]Yes... It would be amazing.[/sub]
Enemies beware! I have crabs between my legs!

Seriously though, it would be awesome, but you'd have to go everywhere sideways.

For me, it always has to be a dragon. But I'd settle for a robot unicorn.
 

Kaltazraza

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I pick Emrakul. Fuck everything else this guy thing or whatever kills all. http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=193452 it is a creature.
 

Klarinette

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^=ash=^ said:
Dragonfly .. yeah
... or a chinchilla

I want the chinchilla.
You'd be able to snuggle into its amazing fur while riding into battle. You'd feel so good, how could you lose?

OT: Possibly a narwhal or, like... a bear. Yeah, probably a bear. I agree with aforementioned ideas.
 

Mr.Mattress

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A Sentient Big Dog.


Failing that, I'd like me a Humongous Black with Red eyes and White Belly Chinese Dragon to take down China.