Any Last Requests?

[RagingScottsman]

1. Donate my body to necrophiliacs. Those guys never catch a break.

That's rather generous of you sir. I've actually said the same thing before. I'm done with my body at that point, so why shouldn't someone else get some enjoyment out of it. And hey, that also means even when you're dead you're getting laid.

As for myself, I'm going to rip off Strongbad and say that when I die I want to be taxidermied into the pose of me suplexing a cougar. As a bonus though, I want a flask of whiskey placed in my pocket and a motion sensor installed so that whenever someone walks by it plays "Let's get it up".

 

[Lullabye]

I wanna be burried with everyone else in the world. Alive too.

 

[Agent Larkin]

Buried in full 19th century British Army officer uniform with the funeral delivered by a shinto priest in Japanese purely for the WTF value

 

[rokkolpo]

as long as i go to the pastafarian heaven, i don't care.

look it up if you don't know of it.

 

[Jark212]

When I was younger Me and My moms family visited our great Uncle grave and dug a hole, we then dropped a can of chili in with a can opener...

Being cremated, I would like my ashes mixed with Wild Cherry Pepsi and thrown into the Ocean.

You've inspired me. I hope I get buried with a can of Coke.

You gotta write that stuff down and give it to a trusted family member (any requests)...

 

[Latinidiot]

Cremated on a wood stake with my guitars at my feet, my most prized on my chest, while playing Hallowed Be Thy Name(Iron Maiden) or Count Of Tuscany (Dream Theater)

OH fUCK YEAH!
lookin' forward to die

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

I want Reel Big Fish to play Sayonora Senorita ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmSggISvjKA ), and to be buried in a dressing gown. Anyone seen crying at my funeral is to be shot in the kneecaps. Flaming sambucas are to be served, and I want to be buried upright in a penis shaped coffin, and to go up and down a bit before being finally lowered.

And the church is to be hotboxed.