Any (real) Brawlers Here?

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Mcface

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Topic idea from http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.144478

Anyway, simple.
Talk about your fights, the real ones. Or tell us why you dont fight, I guess..

For me, I live in a port city. So if you want to go downtown, your going to have to make your way through bar after bar until you even reach a pizza place. And by make your way, I mean fight.

There are literally multiple fights every night, heres my most recent one.

Me and a group of my buddies were downtown at around 11:00 pm. We passed the majority of the pubs and bars without much incident, aside from the occasional word exchange.

When we got to the bar that the "Bros" hang out at, it gets pretty interesting. One of the pink polo wearing failed college football players slaps our buddies girlfriends rear. It took about half a second before her Boyfriend levels the guy (who was obviously drunk) with a single punch, his head cracking through the bars window.

Now if you know what a Bro is, you will know where there is one, there is a group. After seeing their beloved Bros head come crashing through a window, they began pouring out. (only about 5 of them, but the doorway is tiny, so it looked like pouring!) By this time, it was just me, the girl, and her boyfriend. The rest of our group had went ahead and didn't even know about the incident. The bros thought they were in for an easy fight, 5 on 2. I wont glorify it, I got about two hits in before getting knocked on my ass by two of the guys, and my friend managed to knock one down, before he went down right after. Normally I would chalk this up to be a loss, but the rest of our friends must have heard something, because all 8 of them came charging down the street, right into the Broman Forces. In a matter of seconds I was back on my feet, with the tables turned in our favor. We managed to literally beat them back into the bar, and then some, until we heard the sirens and made a run for it.

All in all it was a good start to the night. Got a few cuts on my head, and few bruises, but i got more than enough satisfying hits in myself.
(The reason the city is generally so hostile, or more so towards us, is because the majority of the group are skinheads(no, not the nazi kind) or punkers, we get a lot of shit, and they dont think much of it until they meet the dreaded steel toe)

damn that was long.
 

The Rockerfly

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I've never to any real fights but in a full contact figh in my dojo, I've broken someones jaw with a round-house kick
Unless you count mosh pits too?

Also thank you for creating a much cooler thread then the lame one about SSBB
 

Mcface

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The Rockerfly said:
I've never to any real fights but in a full contact figh in my dojo, I've broken someones jaw with a round-house kick
Unless you count mosh pits too?

Also thank you for creating a much cooler thread then the lame one about SSBB
that thread actually gave me the idea for it, since its what i was expecting.

and, moshpits are all just good fun. Unless theres a fight in the middle, then its freakin awesome.
 

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I'm a straight brawler, dog. I will straight fuck up a pacifist. He'll all be like "omg get ur troops out of afghanistan" and then i'll be all like BOOM HEADSHOT. With muh fist.

Actually I've never really been in a fight. Private school and all.
 

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I don't get into fights at all. Actually, no one I know gets into fights at all. I don't see a reason for this kind of hostility either.
Seems like some people enjoy beating up others and being beaten up, much like a lot of people enjoy playing videogames where you fight, but I think it you like fighting you should start a boxing career or some kind of martial arts and not pick up fights somewhere outside, because it'll create a hostile atmosphere.
 

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I wish I could, but I'm normally too drunk to remember specifics besides; my head hurts; my knuckles hurt; why is there blood in my nose?
 

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peachadelic said:
I don't get into fights at all. Actually, no one I know gets into fights at all. I don't see a reason for this kind of hostility either.
Seems like some people enjoy beating up others and being beaten up, much like a lot of people enjoy playing videogames where you fight, but I think it you like fighting you should start a boxing career or some kind of martial arts and not pick up fights somewhere outside, because it'll create a hostile atmosphere.
Its an adrenaline thing.
I've done some boxing but didn't care for it too much, its not the same rush you get from fighting along side your friends.
 

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thiosk said:
Actually I've never really been in a fight. Private school and all.
Same.
Lousy private schools stopping me from proving my manhood . . .
 

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Doesnt really count as brawling i dont think, but once i snuck up on a 16 year old, hit him in the back of the knees witha bat, then beat him over the back of the head making him fall flat on his face. then i dropped the bat and walked off (i was wearing thick gloves at the time, so i didnt care)
 

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Well, I've only been in one fight. It didn't last long, maybe 40-50 seconds. In that time, he broke my nose, and I threw him to the ground and beat the shit out of his face.
 

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thiosk said:
I'm a straight brawler, dog. I will straight fuck up a pacifist. He'll all be like "omg get ur troops out of afghanistan" and then i'll be all like BOOM HEADSHOT. With muh fist.

Actually I've never really been in a fight. Private school and all.
pssssh I went to private school last year for 9th grade and there was a fight club there and it was pretty cool. We'd meet up at a park near the school, in the auditorium, and a couple times in the parking lot and just fight. Nothing too serious, we always stopped before anything serious happened to us, but I got to fight and learned how to fight better. Trust me though fighting is something you need to know how to do properly when you're at a school full of "I'm better than you are" assholes who are always trying to prove that they're the coolest because they're self-centered, spoiled little brats.
 

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I was at a pub one evening, waiting for a bloke (who interestingly I haven't seen since) after uni. He sends me a message saying he can't come. I stay and keep drinking, making friends with whoever is at the bar. I get pretty drunk and then something happens (I don't know what) and I'm being abused by some dick. I decide I don't want to aggravate anyone in my condition so I leave and begin stumbling towards the bus stop.

I suddenly realise he's followed me out, hurling abuse about how I should keep walking unless I "wanted a fucking karate black belt" to kick my arse. Normally I'd think he was drunk, but he seemed way to lucid and that scared the shit out of me. It gets to a point I can't keep turning the other cheek, so i turn and face him.

There's no one around so i think 'well, if i lose, there won't be anyone to see me get my arse kicked.' So I put my head down and charge into the fucker. I think it surprised him cause i only felt a few smacks on my back as i charge into his stomach. We both go down, i get up faster than him (somehow) and proceed to kick him as hard as i can as much as possible. I wasn't gonna let him get back up.

When I was sure I'd hurt him enough, I legged it to the nearest bus stop, then kept going to the next one, just in case mates of his came looking. Never sobered up so fast in my life. Next morning checked my shoes for blood, I had kicked him pretty hard. Haven't been back to that pub (or in a fight) since.
 

AvsJoe

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I've never won a fist-fight before. I usually end it before that point, either with my words or with a quick choke. The best 'brawl' I was in happened to be when I refused to fight back. I took 5 shots to the face from an amateur boxer (that f-ckin' *hurt*) before he realized that I wasn't fighting back and ended it. We shared a coffee afterwards.

Interesting side note: He's serving a decent prison sentence right now for assault. Looks like I lucked out.
 

Mcface

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keyper159 said:
thiosk said:
I'm a straight brawler, dog. I will straight fuck up a pacifist. He'll all be like "omg get ur troops out of afghanistan" and then i'll be all like BOOM HEADSHOT. With muh fist.

Actually I've never really been in a fight. Private school and all.
pssssh I went to private school last year for 9th grade and there was a fight club there and it was pretty cool. We'd meet up at a park near the school, in the auditorium, and a couple times in the parking lot and just fight. Nothing too serious, we always stopped before anything serious happened to us, but I got to fight and learned how to fight better. Trust me though fighting is something you need to know how to do properly when you're at a school full of "I'm better than you are" assholes who are always trying to prove that they're the coolest because they're self-centered, spoiled little brats.
that...that is pretty damn awesome.
and I agree, you should at least know how to defend yourself properly.
 

DoW Lowen

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I help my friend spar because he's a UFC fighter. I've been in a lot more fights than I'd care to admit. I use to be pretty toned for a little guy but I settled down since and now have a gut and flabby arms. Haven't been in any fights in a while unless you call someone attempting to rob me as a fight.

It was five of them and I managed to kick em off and run away with only a bruise and a cut.

Before that though the last proper fight I remember was a 2 on 5 with me on the losing side. It was all Samoan's and needless to say despite me getting a good punch in on a few of them and breaking one of their noses we were thrown around like a couple of rag dolls.

Word of advice to everyone, even if you win a fight there is nothing glorious about it. Men settle disputes with words, a person should be able to defend there self if the situation calls for it. But many counts of physical violence are over matters of misunderstanding or primal arrogance.
 

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Mcface said:
keyper159 said:
thiosk said:
I'm a straight brawler, dog. I will straight fuck up a pacifist. He'll all be like "omg get ur troops out of afghanistan" and then i'll be all like BOOM HEADSHOT. With muh fist.

Actually I've never really been in a fight. Private school and all.
pssssh I went to private school last year for 9th grade and there was a fight club there and it was pretty cool. We'd meet up at a park near the school, in the auditorium, and a couple times in the parking lot and just fight. Nothing too serious, we always stopped before anything serious happened to us, but I got to fight and learned how to fight better. Trust me though fighting is something you need to know how to do properly when you're at a school full of "I'm better than you are" assholes who are always trying to prove that they're the coolest because they're self-centered, spoiled little brats.
that...that is pretty damn awesome.
and I agree, you should at least know how to defend yourself properly.
Everyone should learn how to defend themselves in some way and that was basically all we did. We just taught each other different ways of doing it.
 

Mcface

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DoW Lowen said:
Word of advice to everyone, even if you win a fight there is nothing glorious about it. Men settle disputes with words, a person should be able to defend there self if the situation calls for it. But many counts of physical violence are over matters if misunderstanding or primal arrogance.
well I agree.
But having spent 2 of my 3 years at highschool getting jumped every few days, you learn to group up and get tough fast, or they eat you alive. I do admit though, it kinda turned us from stupid kids into assholes who often look for trouble, but its better than being jumped. And I never start a fight with someone who didn't have it coming. Hell, two years ago I fought two "thug" kids who were picking on some scrawny little guy, and were trying to take his iPhone. Worst part, it was at the damn school bus stop.

I hate when people try to take advantage of defenseless, weaker people.
 

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peachadelic said:
I don't get into fights at all. Actually, no one I know gets into fights at all. I don't see a reason for this kind of hostility either.
Seems like some people enjoy beating up others and being beaten up, much like a lot of people enjoy playing videogames where you fight, but I think it you like fighting you should start a boxing career or some kind of martial arts and not pick up fights somewhere outside, because it'll create a hostile atmosphere.
im with you, all the kids at my school know i can beat the piss out of them but they still persist on pushing my buttons. just because i don't act tough that doesn't mean im not.see what im trying to do make my self look weak. "talk soft but wield a big stick" is my motto