Anybody wanna help with this artist block?

SnakeTrousers

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I'm a middling artist suffering from a creative block of sorts and I figured this might be a fun way to work through it. Basically, I'll draw up three or more panels at a time for whatever comic ideas you'd like to suggest, then post it in this thread. You've just got to write it. Any other bored artists are welcomed to contribute as well.
 

Barbas

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First panel: Dragons and beer.

Second panel: Bears and chicken salad.

Third panel: Anime and a tornado.

Those are my only rules. Go nuts!
 

Fieldy409_v1legacy

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Is the artist block the block we use to beat a lazy artist until they start working again?

And then if we get enough artist blocks we can get some artist mortar and build some artist walls for our artist house.

How big is this block? Is it a two man lift? Will we need an artists crane?
 

L. Declis

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Man walks up to a beautiful woman. "Hey darling, did you fall from heaven?"

She runs away.

She has broken wings.

Now not only must you draw it, but make it funny as well. BWAHAHAHAHAH!
 

FPLOON

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L. Declis said:
Man walks up to a beautiful woman. "Hey darling, did you fall from heaven?"

She runs away.

She has broken wings.

Now not only must you draw it, but make it funny as well. BWAHAHAHAHAH!
And the spin-off to that one would be this:

Man walks up to a beautiful women. "Hey darling, can I have sex with your ear?"

"Why would you want to do that?" The women counters in disgust.

He replies. "So, you can hear me cummimg!"

Talk about doing the impossible... Drawing this AND making it as funny as the one L. Decils described... Good luck with that...

OT: The first panel shows an artist trying to write the next comic strip. Their friend is looking over their shoulder like a Creeper from Minecraft... "Are you finished yet?" They asked. "For the last time, NO! It's not finished yet!" The artist replies in a rage-felt speech bubble...

The second panel is basically the first panel only without any speech bubbles and the artist is looking down at the comic strip they've been working on since the first panel....

The third panel has their friend asking the question "Are you finished now?" while the artist is in a headdesk position, blood from their forehead smearing all over the comic strip from the last two panels...

What? That basically describes my writing blocks only replacing "writing something" with "making a comic strip"... Plus, this setup never gets old for me in particular... *twitches*
 

Squilookle

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Barbas said:
First panel: Dragons and beer.

Second panel: Bears and chicken salad.

Third panel: Anime and a tornado.

Those are my only rules. Go nuts!
Legitimately looking forward to these ones, actually. Especially the one with the tornado