Anything can be dramatic! (well, melodramatic)

[Mad Maniac with axe-firing chainsaw]

Here's the game. The first poster makes an innocuous, unassuming statement that seems to be as far removed from the realms of dramatic reveals as possible, and then the second poster continues and twists it into something melodramatic. For example(s).

First poster: I got you your favourite console for christmas
Second poster: but you didn't get a memory card! Dun dun duuuun!

First poster:
Villain: For this devilish torture, you have to eat this delicious fish and chips.
Hero: Really? That doesn't seem so bad.
Second poster:
Villain: There's no salt and vinegar for them!
Hero: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Basically, this game is about putting "dramatic twists" on ridiculously ordinary things.

I'll start us off.

"we're going to see the wizard of Oz!"

 

[suhlEap]

he's not at home!

i just bought an apple pie.

 

[Fraught]

The apple pie reminds you of your deceased Grandma who used to make the best ones (god, that's so tasteless of me).

I just raised my arm.

 

[Cargando]

To press the doomsday button! DUN DUN DUNNNNN!

I brought you some cookies.

 

[Shadedblade]

...but they're not chocolate chip!!

I flip on the television...

 

[Metric Monkey]

But your only channel available is Disney!

I go outside for some fresh air.

 

[Mad Maniac with axe-firing chainsaw]

But a bucket of urine is just above the door!!!

EDIT: oh, right, the response.

I'm taking my evening walk.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You run right into an escaped serial killer!

I listen to radiohead.

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

but your radio breaks by falling onto your head ( i know i'm ashamed too)

i switch my fan on

 

[Sindaine]

--And its blades slice your head off!

I'm doing the laundry...

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

Of Doom!

I look at the fruit

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...that kills all who glance upon its accursed being!

I try to clean my bass...