Aphorisms

[Jonluw]

Hiya escapists.

It's may, and that means it's time for me to start writing on other people's pants and labcoats [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russefeiring].

Which means I need a stock of funny and/or cool aphorisms.
So why not try to come up with something and post it here for me to shamelessly exploit?

For example stuff along the lines of: If life gives you melons, it'll probably also give you back pain.

Bonus points if it has to do with sex or drinking.

 

[bobmus]

This sounds like the best graduation party in the world.
Promiscuous sex, drunkenness and public disturbance on a mass scale has been the most prominent impact of the celebration in recent decades

OT: My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.

 

[Jonluw]

This sounds like the best graduation party in the world.
Promiscuous sex, drunkenness and public disturbance on a mass scale has been the most prominent impact of the celebration in recent decades

It's pretty cool.
It's also one of the few occasions where police will ignore the fact that you're drinking in public.
In my particular region of the country it's tradition to wear a lab coat for these 17 days. The lab coat must be adorned with pop culture references, so I have been taking some time to draw ponies and anime references on it.

I haven't gotten any knots (achievements) yet though. I'm saving them for the day I'm going to do the "get 15 knots in a day"-knot.

OT: My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.

Ah yes. Far too often is this the case.

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
P. J. O'Rourke

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