Apocalypse Guide

[InnerRebellion]

Out of sheer boredom, I picked up a notebook about the size of a typical instructions manual. With this notebook, I intend to collect many theories about the end of the world, and survival strategies for each. What are your theories on the end of the world? When will it be? What will happen? Can/will you survive?

 

[delet]

Crocs. Crocs will survive the Apocalypse and as such will make the best footwear. Remember that!

 

[Icecoldcynic]

Crocs. Crocs will survive the Apocalypse and as such will make the best footwear. Remember that!

...You mean they're not already the best footwear?

 

[Icecoldcynic]

EDIT: accidental double post, apologies.

 

[Berethond]

Zombies. The zombies will come.

Rule #1 for surviving a zombie apocalypse: Cardio. (Be faster than the zombies.)
Rule #2: Double tap. (Make sure they're dead.)
Rule #3: Beware of Bathrooms. (Because zombies like bathrooms.)
Rule #4: Seat Belts.

Rule #17: Don't be a hero.
Rule #18: Limber up.

Rule #31: Check the back seat.
Rule #32: Enjoy the little things.

 

[||XIII]

Well, you should start out by determining if you'll "Bunker in" or "Bug out". Bunkering basically means turning your residence, or place of choice, into a fortress, and waiting for the panic to die down / the majority of the human bio mass to die out. Remember that living through the first few months will be the hardest.

This'll of course take some planning and stock piling, while bugging out only requires a pair of sturdy shoes or boots. But if you live in a city, count on the majority of people doing this, and it'll be a fight just to get to the good places first. In essence, you'll move as a carrion swarm, devouring everything in your path, as you and the other city folks, make your way into the countryside.

 

[Azure Sky]

Zombies. The zombies will come.

Rule #1 for surviving a zombie apocalypse: Cardio. (Be faster than the zombies.)
Rule #2: Double tap. (Make sure they're dead.)
Rule #3: Beware of Bathrooms. (Because zombies like bathrooms.)
Rule #4: Seat Belts.

Rule #17: Don't be a hero.
Rule #18: Limber up.

Rule #31: Check the back seat.
Rule #32: Enjoy the little things.

Rule #34: Anyone that has poor taste in humor is to be fed to the zombies.

(Sorry, really couldn't help myself. Sleep deprivation makes my mind go really silly >.>)

The apocalypse will be followed by the rise of the cockroach armys!
Because nothing will stop them, nothing!!

 

[DefunctTheory]

Grey Goo scenario. Nanobots begin to self replicate like a cancer and consume all matter on Earth.

Ways to survive? Get of Earth. Very, very fast.

 

[ajofflight]

Zombies. The zombies will come.

Rule #1 for surviving a zombie apocalypse: Cardio. (Be faster than the zombies.)

I disagree, actually. You don't have to be faster than the zombies, just faster than the slowest person in your group (assuming you're in a group)
I'm such a dick in Left 4 Dead

 

[Spudz0r]

Rule #34: Under no circumstances should you allow Silent Lycoris to be alone with a zombie.

fixed for you.

>.>
<.<

 

[Rambling Gentleman]

The Buddy System: It give the enemy someone else to devouer

 

[Azure Sky]

Rule #34: Under no circumstances should you allow Silent Lycoris to be alone with a zombie.

fixed for you.

>.>
<.<

Nuu! Mah Secret! XD

 

[Luftwaffles]

wear a paper bag over your head and lie down

 

[Elle-Jai]

Rule #34: Under no circumstances should you allow Silent Lycoris to be alone with a zombie.

fixed for you.

>.>
<.<

Hmm, I think under no circumstance should anyone come near either one of you in the event of an Apocalypse.... It might be better to take our chances lol

Although I have located a handy little weapons shop on Whitehorse Rd, so if we have 20 min advance warning we're all good

 

[Wadders]

Whatever it is I intend on going to the local, having a pint, and waiting for all of it to blow over.

Possible dough based snack available for reference

Failing that, I'll spend all my worldly wealth on shotgun cartridges and canned food, and sit in my shed until it all blows over

 

[Elle-Jai]

You definitely need a map of the local area with things like weapons supplies, Mormon's houses, shops, and anywhere defensible marked down.

I include Mormons because they're supposed to be stockpiling a 5 year supply of food and 2 year supply of water against the end of days, so they'll probably have said food and water to help you survive the crisis/end of the world... Which is important. Otherwise, you're eating Boot Soup, and why would you WANT to survive if that's all you have to look forward to?!

 

[Jonluw]

The zombies will come.
Run to your closest hunting store; they are likely too have guns and dehydrated food in stock.

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

Make sure the world doesn't blow up.

Me and my soul-seeing free-running rottwieler would leap from building to building and steal the souls of the unworthy. Providing we didn't start the end of the world.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Zombies. The zombies will come.

Rule #1 for surviving a zombie apocalypse: Cardio. (Be faster than the zombies.)
Rule #2: Double tap. (Make sure they're dead.)
Rule #3: Beware of Bathrooms. (Because zombies like bathrooms.)
Rule #4: Seat Belts.

Rule #17: Don't be a hero.
Rule #18: Limber up.

Rule #31: Check the back seat.
Rule #32: Enjoy the little things.

Nice. Very nice.

Sporks will rebel and kill us all.

Kill us all!

Kill us ALL!

 

[meowman]

Just shoot yourself. It's a quicker and less painful death then what'll happen otherwise.