Apparently not having Facebook makes you "suspicious" (epic facepalm)

[Imthatguy]

Yet Jared Loughner still had a Facebook! PARADOX I SAY!

 

[Fappy]

It's like there is some insane madman out there who pays stupid people to say things in public. What a diabolical mastermind he must be.

 

[Hero in a half shell]

We should make a list compiling everything that the media blames for Brevik's actions. I bet that by the time they move onto the next mass-murderer the only noun not on the list would be Brevik himself.

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

Wait, my dad doesn't have a facebook.
HE CAN'T BE MY FATHER!!!!!

 

[Moderated]

1o you have a facebook?
2:Yes, how'd you know?
1:Everyone is on facebook nowadays.
2:Oh, you mean the website. No, I don't.
1.0

 

[Dwarfare]

Well, despite seeming ridiculous, it's somewhat true. Many mass murderers had anti-social tendencies, certainly higher than average. Linking it directly to Facebook, and in such a broad manner, is far from accurate, however. It's just one of many factors that such people tend to have, in the main, and not exactly the most defining characteristic, either.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Oh well that certainly explains all the homicidal tendencies I (don't) have.

 

[deserteagleeye]

I swear if anyone at my school relates this article to me...

 

[esperandote]

I used to be a mass murderer but then i registered.

Wow, this got full of meme images and videos very quick.

 

[auron200004]

Well, despite seeming ridiculous, it's somewhat true. Many mass murderers had anti-social tendencies, certainly higher than average. Linking it directly to Facebook, and in such a broad manner, is far from accurate, however. It's just one of many factors that such people tend to have, in the main, and not exactly the most defining characteristic, either.

Well, antisocial personality disorder is a real thing. And it would stand to reason that antisocial people (who, for lack of a better word, hate other people in general) would not get a Facebook. But the assertion that people who are young that don't have a Facebook have even the slightest chance of ending up to be mass murderers is just completely fucking stupid.

This is definitely more of a correlation thing than a causation thing.

 

[ReinWeisserRitter]

I'd rather be looked at as a potential murderer than be what the average Facebook user is, thanks very much.

At the rate of batshit crazy the United States government is declining into, though, it'll one day be a criminal offense not to be on Facebook.

 

[Easton Dark]

It's useless to me...

Much like the lives of innocents are a burden on this ball of chaos...

What? Huh? Oh, hi.

 

[Fijiman]

If not having a Facebook makes you a mass murderer, what happens when you don't a Twitter or MySpace account as well?

 

[Deadyawn]

Yeah, I don't have facebook because it'd be just one more way in which my friends (term applied loosley) would be able to annoy me.

Although I suppose it might have someting to do with all those people I killed.

 

[Master_of_Oldskool]

Aaaaaand now my principal has yet another flimsy excuse to harass me because he thinks I'm going to shoot up my school. Thank you, random German "expert," whatever you're allegedly an expert in. You have fucked me over with the sort of efficiency only a German is capable of*.

*[sub]I jest, I jest, I assure you I'm not racist**.[/sub]

[sub]**[/sub][sub][sub]You Kraut bastard.[/sub][/sub]

 

[Anget Colslaw]

My god, this was so stupid that it actually gave me a headache because of how incomprehensible it is.

 

[Autumnflame]

but all serial killers have watched the news at once in their lives. so there for news programs cause mass murders. lets ban them instead.

same logic fail logic

 

[Waaghpowa]

Using Facebook makes you a narcissist I hear.

 

[Carbonyl]

If not having a Facebook makes you a mass murderer, what happens when you don't a Twitter or MySpace account as well?

Everyone without a Twitter is obviously a sexual deviant, and without a Myspace you're just not hip enough to exist.

 

[Eleuthera]

I have TWO FaceBook accounts, so that means I'm DOUBLY not a serial killer. Sweet.

ah, but if having FB makes you not a serial-killer, then having two account would make you not not a serial killer, I'm on to you...

I have 3 btw...