Apple Console

[NuclearPenguin]

If apple were to make a gaming console what do you think it would be called?
Do you think it would be a gimmick console (Like wii) or just a regular console?
And please, dont say iBox, just for the sake of keeping it original.


And no, the pippin did NOT exist imo.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Of course it would be a gimmick console. It's apple, remember? That's their thing.

It would be called "über-awesome-gaming-god-machine", and it would be all white, and nobody would be able to figure out how the damn thing works.

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

It'd be called the iCube Portable, like a Psp and a pair of binoculars put together.

 

[NuclearPenguin]

Saying it would be as good as the Wii is giving Apple more credit than the bunch of twats deserve. They can't make a single good piece of hardware or software.

Never said it would be as good.

 

[Souplex]

It was called the pippin.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_Bandai_Pippin

 

[ActionDan]

They already did, called the Apple Bandai Pippin.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_Bandai_Pippin

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

It'd be called the iCube Portable, like a Psp and a pair of binoculars put together.

I was going to say this. Except on the cube is a touche screan, because touche is the future... yeah, riiiigggghhhttt

 

[ActionDan]

It was called the pippin.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_Bandai_Pippin

Edit: Oh bugger it seems I've been ninja'd, I swear to god it was a matter of milliseconds.

 

[NuclearPenguin]

It was called the pippin.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_Bandai_Pippin

They already did, called the Apple Bandai Pippin.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_Bandai_Pippin

Yes, but just forget they did.

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

It'd be called the iCube Portable, like a Psp and a pair of binoculars put together.

I was going to say this. Except on the cube is a touche screan, because touche is the future... yeah, riiiigggghhhttt

Maybe you can touch it with your face?

 

[Zombie_King]

It would be called "über-awesome-gaming-god-machine", and it would be all white, and nobody would be able to figure out how the damn thing works.

No, it'd just have one button and confuse the shit out of everyone.

 

[Cherry Cola]

It would be called "über-awesome-gaming-god-machine", and it would be all white, and nobody would be able to figure out how the damn thing works.

No, it'd just have one button and confuse the shit out of everyone.

Not that fun considering it's a Sony joke you just showed me.

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

It'd be called the iCube Portable, like a Psp and a pair of binoculars put together.

I was going to say this. Except on the cube is a touche screan, because touche is the future... yeah, riiiigggghhhttt

Maybe you can touch it with your face?

Thats what you'll be doing when you're a second away from beating some random game for it, and then you hit one of AT&T's dead zones, closing your game and corrupting its data. At that point you continue to get very mad and smash the thing against your face in anger.

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

It'd be called the iCube Portable, like a Psp and a pair of binoculars put together.

I was going to say this. Except on the cube is a touche screan, because touche is the future... yeah, riiiigggghhhttt

Maybe you can touch it with your face?

Thats what you'll be doing when you're a second away from beating some random game for it, and then you hit one of AT&T's dead zones, closing your game and corrupting its data. At that point you continue to get very mad and smash the thing against your face in anger.

Attach a tazer, and it's the perfect way to weed out ragequitters.

 

[stabnex]

Apple is synonymous with plagiarism.

Microsoft gets 20% of everything made by Apple.

It would be the iGAME 720 with an "ergonomic" motion controller that doesn't actually fit the human hand.

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

It'd be called the iCube Portable, like a Psp and a pair of binoculars put together.

I was going to say this. Except on the cube is a touche screan, because touche is the future... yeah, riiiigggghhhttt

Maybe you can touch it with your face?

Thats what you'll be doing when you're a second away from beating some random game for it, and then you hit one of AT&T's dead zones, closing your game and corrupting its data. At that point you continue to get very mad and smash the thing against your face in anger.

Attach a tazer, and it's the perfect way to weed out ragequitters.

What ever happend to the very simple and effective retracting spikes?

 

[Spiner909]

...The Big Mac?

 

[ctrl-alt-postal]

WOW I never knew about that pippin....guess thats a testament to apples ability to game.

For some reason apple PI comes to mind.....

 

[ctrl-alt-postal]

...The Big Mac?

HA! sweet.