Apple Rejects Unpleasant Horse

[Freechoice]

"We're appealing, though (with a higher rating) and we'll hopefully have good news for y'all soon!"

"Anyhoo, we still love Apple. Honest. We even had (and liked!) a Newton back in the day. Hope we get an appropriate rating for the game!"


Evidently not very appealing

I'm guessing this is trying to ride the coat tails of super robot unicorn...thingy, right?

They set it to something else by Erasure and it'll work just fine.

 

[rsvp42]

App store is lame, put it on Android.

 

[SanguineSymphony]

Alistair Overeem does not approve.

 

[Zarthek]

So... They let 5 minutes to kill yourself and most of the other Adult Swim games on the store but not this? Seems a little off if you ask me.

 

[mjc0961]

So Apple is run by the Australian game ratings board now? Does Apple not have various ratings for iPhone games so people can see "this game has mature content, it's not for my kids"? Why are you being so stupid, Apple?

 

[UnravThreads]

So Apple is run by the Australian game ratings board now? Does Apple not have various ratings for iPhone games so people can see "this game has mature content, it's not for my kids"? Why are you being so stupid, Apple?

Apple have been this stupid for a while. A lot of 'mature' apps currently out are very tame, including the more sexually-based ones, simply because of Apple's tight restrictions on what can, or can't, be on the iPod.

Kinda strange how you can buy '5 Minutes To Kill Yourself', though.

 

[Bre2nan]

It is interesting that they approved "5 Minutes to Kill Yourself" and not this.

Can say one of two things: either that Apple has double standards when it comes to approvals, which is likely, or that Unpleasant Horse is one sick, depraved little game, in which case I must acquire it.

 

[TehKnifeh]

Wait what? The game has got mature content? I really cant see it being any worse then Hector Ep1 (awesome game)

I mean c'mon... ponies! Don't know what the game is about but looks/sounds like a cross between My Little Pony and Super Meat Boy >D

 

[Varewulf]

I would have to agree with the people who say to put it on Android instead. Or as well. They're free to keep trying to get it onto the App Store, so long as they also make an Android version.

 

[TheRealCJ]

I look forward to seeing this on Android then.

 

[MurderousToaster]

I gained a little respect when I found out they got rejected by Apple.

I lost a bit more when they said they liked the Newton.

 

[Scorched_Cascade]

Come to the dark side. Us Android users would never reject one such as you. Ignore those mean apple people and come join us; we have candy, sparkly stuff and those things that you like.

 

[RA92]

Looks like they sent this horse...
*puts on sunglasses*
to the glue factory
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Fuck you HankMan! Every time I get in the News Room, I tell myself: "I bet today HankMan's pun won't be good!"

But you prove me wrong. Every. Fucking. Day.

OT: See Apple aficionados, this kind of shit wouldn't fly on the Android.

 

[AssassinJoe]

Looks like they sent this horse...
*puts on sunglasses*
to the glue factory
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Fuck you HankMan! Every time I get in the News Room, I tell myself: "I bet today HankMan's pun won't be good!"

But you prove me wrong. Every. Fucking. Day.

Please don't encourage him...

 

[antidonkey]

Just one more reason why I'm glad I went Andriod. I'm glad for what Apple has done for the market but they're just going to assist google in dominating with crap like this.

 

[Erana]

Sounds like they're going in for a higher maturity rating. Is that really so unreasonable? Seems like people want to take any chance they can to talk bad about Apple. -.-

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

Developer for Unpleasant Horse: Apple rejected us. NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Other Developer: Look sir, droids! *Holds up Android phones*