Apple Rejects Unpleasant Horse

[SanguineSymphony]

Alistair Overeem does not approve.

 

[Zarthek]

So... They let 5 minutes to kill yourself and most of the other Adult Swim games on the store but not this? Seems a little off if you ask me.

 

[mjc0961]

So Apple is run by the Australian game ratings board now? Does Apple not have various ratings for iPhone games so people can see "this game has mature content, it's not for my kids"? Why are you being so stupid, Apple?

 

[UnravThreads]

So Apple is run by the Australian game ratings board now? Does Apple not have various ratings for iPhone games so people can see "this game has mature content, it's not for my kids"? Why are you being so stupid, Apple?

Apple have been this stupid for a while. A lot of 'mature' apps currently out are very tame, including the more sexually-based ones, simply because of Apple's tight restrictions on what can, or can't, be on the iPod.

Kinda strange how you can buy '5 Minutes To Kill Yourself', though.

 

[Bre2nan]

It is interesting that they approved "5 Minutes to Kill Yourself" and not this.

Can say one of two things: either that Apple has double standards when it comes to approvals, which is likely, or that Unpleasant Horse is one sick, depraved little game, in which case I must acquire it.

 

[TehKnifeh]

Wait what? The game has got mature content? I really cant see it being any worse then Hector Ep1 (awesome game)

I mean c'mon... ponies! Don't know what the game is about but looks/sounds like a cross between My Little Pony and Super Meat Boy >D

 

[Varewulf]

I would have to agree with the people who say to put it on Android instead. Or as well. They're free to keep trying to get it onto the App Store, so long as they also make an Android version.

 

[TheRealCJ]

I look forward to seeing this on Android then.

 

[MurderousToaster]

I gained a little respect when I found out they got rejected by Apple.

I lost a bit more when they said they liked the Newton.

 

[Scorched_Cascade]

Come to the dark side. Us Android users would never reject one such as you. Ignore those mean apple people and come join us; we have candy, sparkly stuff and those things that you like.

 

[RA92]

Looks like they sent this horse...
*puts on sunglasses*
to the glue factory
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Fuck you HankMan! Every time I get in the News Room, I tell myself: "I bet today HankMan's pun won't be good!"

But you prove me wrong. Every. Fucking. Day.

OT: See Apple aficionados, this kind of shit wouldn't fly on the Android.

 

[AssassinJoe]

Looks like they sent this horse...
*puts on sunglasses*
to the glue factory
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Fuck you HankMan! Every time I get in the News Room, I tell myself: "I bet today HankMan's pun won't be good!"

But you prove me wrong. Every. Fucking. Day.

Please don't encourage him...

 

[antidonkey]

Just one more reason why I'm glad I went Andriod. I'm glad for what Apple has done for the market but they're just going to assist google in dominating with crap like this.

 

[Erana]

Sounds like they're going in for a higher maturity rating. Is that really so unreasonable? Seems like people want to take any chance they can to talk bad about Apple. -.-

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

Developer for Unpleasant Horse: Apple rejected us. NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Other Developer: Look sir, droids! *Holds up Android phones*

 

[Callate]

Note to Apple: this is the kind of decision that ends up cutting into your market share. Just ask Nintendo.

 

[RA92]

Please don't encourage him...

But c'mon! He made a pun about sending a horse to the glue factory!

That shit is is Orwellian!

 

[BehattedWanderer]

Put it on Android. And Steam. Then PSN and XBLA eventually. Not everyone cares about being kid friendly, and some like a dash of dark, wholesome, mature pepper in their oats.

 

[SenseOfTumour]

Why would apple piss off Pop-Cap like this? Why not just make the process longer rather than just going "Nope". This is a sign of what i thought of the app-store; Apple's overprotective had makes it stagnant as a real source of innovation. There are proabaly 100s of "Unpleasent Horse"s out there that were rejected on some kind of "Wholesome" whim whist piles of banal shite make it through every day.

Look at my horse
My horse is unpleasant
But Apple said no,
"it's got mature content"

They said "Get on your train, we won't publish your game!"
and we came back again and said "Oh c'mon really"
Oh thats random!
Do you think so? Well i'd better not tell where the i-phone games are made.
Sweet iphone games yeah! Sweet iphone games. strange iphone games yeah strange iphone games!

Maybe I'm completely wrong, but if I'm right, is it scary that I picked up the tune you'd written the words for?


Maybe he is unpleasant horse's nemesis!

 

[Luke Cartner]

Just put it on android instead; the stats indicate it'll reach more people that way and no nasty apple to deal with