Haven't you heard, there are spiders on Mars!Hiname said:*asks google about how much 12 inch are in cm*
... Fuck this shit, Im outta here. *flies to mars*
I was fine most of the way though the video, until that point near the end, yup, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.GeneralTwinkle said:Also, watch this, i dare you.
http://video.nationalgeographic.com/video/player/animals/bugs-animals/spiders-and-scorpions/tarantula_goliath.html
Ok, i have to admit, this is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH worthy from anyone. certainly did.
Oh god.. oh god oh god oh god kill it with FIRE.CulixCupric said:
I guess you've never met a funnel web spider have you?Hoplon said:Big spiders? who the hell cares about the big ones? (hur hur)
It's the little ones that have lethal bites.
arrapippol said:Daddy-long-legs are poisonous, but they don't bite humans, so they're fine.
While the Brazilian Wandering Spider may have a more lethal venom, the Sydney Funnel Web Spider is more aggressive. The BWS just wanders around, as the name implies. But because it wanders everywhere(like say, your boots) you are likeley to disturb it easily, thus resulting in a bite. The sydney funnel web on the other hand is aggressive, its as if just by seeing you, the spider thinks you said "Come at me bro," so he comes at you...bro.PlatonicRapist said:South America has bigger spiders and more poisonous than those in Australia. The Brazilian Wandering Spider is the most poisonous in the world, and you die with a raging hard-on thanks to it's weird-arse viagra venom. Australia tops the charts for poisonous snakes though.
Not personally, but I would call a 1 to 4 cm long pretty small.mrhappy1489 said:I guess you've never met a funnel web spider have you?Hoplon said:Big spiders? who the hell cares about the big ones? (hur hur)
It's the little ones that have lethal bites.
Dude, tried that against a spider in a mate's car, it got mad. In the end it was stamped on four times, sprayed with 200ml of bug spray, burnt twice by Bug Spray + Lighter, had a cigarette stubbed out on it and the bastard still chased us for 5 metres before dying in a burning mass of rage and Spider.Raddra said:Oh god.. oh god oh god oh god kill it with FIRE.CulixCupric said:
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Why.. why god, why on earth did you.. why.
Same goes to all spiders really...
I donno, the Goliath Bird Eating Spider isn't that scarey to me.GeneralTwinkle said:http://video.nationalgeographic.com/video/player/animals/bugs-animals/spiders-and-scorpions/tarantula_goliath.html
Ok, i have to admit, this is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH worthy from anyone. certainly did.
You had the tags right just instead of linking from the google image click the "See web image" button and use that url instead.Insanity72 said:![]()
Thought this was rather relevant.
EDIT: Ok i really don't know how to put pictures up properly.....
thats a golden orb, as kids we erronously called them bird eating spiders where i was from because we'd see little honey eaters caught by them quite frequently (and spun up)reonhato said:its not the big ones you need to be afraid of though, they are easy to see and you can just avoid them. its all the little bastards that bite people. sure most dont die but occasionally it does happen
anyway pic is apparently from some guys backyard up near Cairns, yes the spider is eating a bird
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