are there useless animals?

blindthrall

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Wasps keep caterpillar populations down, which would otherwise decimate our crops. If you're asking what animals could be safely subtracted from the food chain, besides humans, which even then would impact cockroaches, rats, pigeons, coyotes, seagulls, etc...

Apex predators could be taken out of the equation without too much of an impact. These are animals such as tigers, killer whales, bald eagles, polar bears...things which nothing preys on. The prey species would be overpopulated, but starvation or whatever condition killed off their predators would re-establish equilibrium. Like when wolves were eliminated from the US east coast, deer became a big problem. Apex predators are fragile species, and are also the ones people least want to see go extinct. The exception to this is sharks, which have survived many mass extinctions, even though there were long periods of earth's history where sharks weren't the top of the food chain.

EDIT: Pandas. There's a reason they're not fucking. I would say sloths provide food for slacker anacondas. And mosquitoes are very essential, its the only way complex proteins make their way down the food chain. DDT wasn't chemically affecting the eagle's eggshells, it was just that the fish the eagles ate weren't eating enough mosquitoes, so the eagles couldn't get all the proteins they needed to form strong eggshells.

Species I wish would go extinct? Hyenas, hunting dogs are much more efficient anyway.

Most necessary species? E. coli.
 

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Fuck Manatees

they really are useless. They aren't a food source for any animal, they only eat seaweed (which is food for enough animals it would go crazy if manatees died out)

They are literally endangered because of their own stupidity

The only thing they're good for is speed bumps for boats
 

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EClaris said:
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Fuck Manatees

they really are useless. They aren't a food source for any animal, they only eat seaweed (which is food for enough animals it would go crazy if manatees died out)

They are literally endangered because of their own stupidity

The only thing they're good for is speed bumps for boats
Not a Family Guy fan, huh?
 

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Hubilub said:
Everything is useless. We're on a planet that will eventually die, and nobody in the entire universe will remember it. Are we really that useful if all we're going to do is die sooner or later?

No. No we are not.
o_O
That's not a very fun way to look at life.
 

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blindthrall said:
EClaris said:
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Fuck Manatees

they really are useless. They aren't a food source for any animal, they only eat seaweed (which is food for enough animals it would go crazy if manatees died out)

They are literally endangered because of their own stupidity

The only thing they're good for is speed bumps for boats
Not a Family Guy fan, huh?
No I'm not. If they made a joke similar to that then oh well

i actually live on the coast of Florida where they lurk in the mangroves and try to hug motors.

UGH they're annoying, and not even that cute
 

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Sir_Tor said:
The only animal that the world could do without is humans. But Botflys and tapeworm. Any parasitic thing doesn't really serve anything so whya re they here?
You know I had a big reply earlier in this thread about how parasites actually vastly influence the evolutionary process, how they help control populations and how they are perfectly evolved to do what they do and possess more sophisticated systems them we can even imagine.

What is up with this irrational hate of parasites? Seriously, they're just as important as insects are.
 

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Toaster Hunter said:
Cicadas. They only come out once every 17 years so no other species depends on them for food and they eat nothing while they are here. Completely pointless
Nope. Plenty of animals dig into the ground hunting for roots and grubs, and a hibernating cicada is a caloric goldmine. Badgers are just one example, I believe skunks eat them too.

EClaris- Family Guy is written by manatees. I think they fulfill the ecological niche of looking like a turd.
 

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Moths. Damn them for being so annoying. I am terrified of Moths, and that fear is slowly creeping into Butterflies by association.

I went to a Butterfly sanctuary; which is a massive greenhouse with different Butterflies flying around. I was scared to hell. I kept imagining they where all landing on me and almost had a panic attack.

Luckily there was a part with Meerkats so they calmed me down.

 

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I thought every animal had a purpose. Including humans- we just live too greedily.
Manatees and blobfish are so glum looking, if they were to become extinct all the other sea animals would die due to a deprivation of schadenfreude.
 

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Every living organism on this planet has a purpose and has a role to play in the biosphere. ...well except maybe humans.
 

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Commander Breetai said:
Cats, Evil and stupid and owned by stupid people.

(Cat owners, don't bother responding; you'll simply be proving my point.)
The common forum troll; the only truly useless species in internet ecology, or backbone of the online food chain? Discuss.