Are you really that stupid?!

[Brad Shepard]

Let me ask everyone this, in the terms of video games, has your friends or someone online said somthing so stupid, you couldn't believe it?

I was hanging out with my friend the other day, smart guy, has a good self made company under him and all, but he was trying to tell me i needed to have halo 3 to play reach, sense it would run off the same game and would have to be updated to it.

I then told him that they where getting pre orders for it online, and then he said that it would be on DLC as well, and i wanted to rage a bit.

 

[Disaster Button]

A friend of mine once told me Civilization 4 was too slow..

 

[HaraDaya]

One of my mates once said seriously that I and my other gaming buddies had a bad taste in games because I poked fun at him for playing Counter-Strike: Source. I like Team Fortress 2 thanks.

 

[Arcticflame]

I wish I had the screenshot, but I once decided to have some fun on WoW. So I targetted a lowbie in WoW and did this:

/em pickpockets 5g from <lowbie's name>'s pocket.
: Wtf man? How did you do that?
: Give me my money back man, how did you do that?
/em pickpockets 5g from <lowbie's name>'s pocket.
: WTF MAN, I dont have much money you arse! give it back, or at least tell me how you did that!
/em pickpockets 5g from <lowbie's name>'s pocket.
: Seriously man, give it back! Howd you do that?
: I have magic hands.

Said lowbie proceeded to spam general chat about how much of an arsehole I was, and what exactly I had done. Followed by a few tells from his buddies and him asking for his gold back.

For those who don't know, /me is the standard emote, sends out a message basically saying your character name followed by an action, and in WoW you cannot pickpocket other players, at all.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

I wish I had the screenshot, but I once decided to have some fun on WoW. So I targetted a lowbie in WoW and did this:

/em pickpockets 5g from <lowbie's name>'s pocket.
: Wtf man? How did you do that?
: Give me my money back man, how did you do that?
/em pickpockets 5g from <lowbie's name>'s pocket.
: WTF MAN, I dont have much money you arse! give it back, or at least tell me how you did that!
/em pickpockets 5g from <lowbie's name>'s pocket.
: Seriously man, give it back! Howd you do that?
: I have magic hands.

Said lowbie proceeded to spam general chat about how much of an arsehole I was, and what exactly I had done. Followed by a few tells from his buddies and him asking for his gold back.

For those who don't know, /me is the standard emote, sends out a message basically saying your character name followed by an action, and in WoW you cannot pickpocket other players, at all.

What a moron, he didn't even check his money? I wonder if he is forced to wear a helmet to school.

 

[khaimera]

Inb4 the Halo players are idiots comments.

As for me, I mute everyone, otherwise I'd hate all online mulitplayer games.

 

[Mr.Petey]

Someone I met in a chatroom told me that Batman was not a detective.

Yeah, I'll let that one sink in for a while.

Really now? There's a facepalming moment to shatter the temple and part of the frontal lobe.

Trying to find a decent co-op party in Red Dead on the PS3...christ I swear it used to be named "Hicksville hoedown" for how goddammed idiot filled it is. First you join the lobby who proceed to thump and punch people till you fall out. Ok that's fine, it's horsing around which I can tolerate y'know?

Then soon as the mission begins...christ you may as well call it "Team deathmatch vs AI" for all the cooperative play goes out faster than a wad of tobacco spat into a spittoon! It feels like it's every man for himself in that as it's a real 50/50 if you'll be revived in time or ignored and auto-revived at the checkpoint.

Everyone assumes they're the hero to cut it short.

Not to mention players who insist on riding the stagecoach like some rally car in the heart of Wales....seriously can't steer for crap and end up crashing most of the time...even more helpful if it's laggy.

Sorry I'm done

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Someone I met in a chatroom told me that Batman was not a detective.

Yeah, I'll let that one sink in for a while.

My entire world-view has been shattered.

 

[lacktheknack]

A friend of mine once told me Civilization 4 was too slow..

My head exploded. How did he justify himself?

And how can ANYONE say that Sonic the Hedgehog (the one with the werehog, forget what it is) is better than "Sonic 3 and Knuckles"? HOW?

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Trying to find a decent co-op party in Red Dead on the PS3...christ I swear it used to be named "Hicksville hoedown" for how goddammed idiot filled it is. First you join the lobby who proceed to thump and punch people till you fall out. Ok that's fine, it's horsing around which I can tolerate y'know?

Then soon as the mission begins...christ you may as well call it "Team deathmatch vs AI" for all the cooperative play goes out faster than a wad of tobacco spat into a spittoon! It feels like it's every man for himself in that as it's a real 50/50 if you'll be revived in time or ignored and auto-revived at the checkpoint.

Everyone assumes they're the hero to cut it short.

Not to mention players who insist on riding the stagecoach like some rally car in the heart of Wales....seriously can't steer for crap and end up crashing most of the time...even more helpful if it's laggy.

Sorry I'm done

Have you got it on PS3 I have no freinds who have it on PS3.
OT: I convinced a guy with /me on WOW that I was a GM...
that was cool but when he started giving me stuff so I felt I had to tell him...

 

[technoted]

I'm torn between "World War 2 was in 1066!" and "Yeah well, you lost to us in Vietnam!". The latter was an American telling that to me, an Englishman.

 

[OctalLord]

Playing Red Dead Redemption I walked up to a pretty steep cliff and said: "That would be dangerous if I jumped my horse off of it. Oh hey there's a treasure-box down there."

Now I know what you're thinking, I didn't "Try" to jump down there with my horse. I was planning on getting off my horse and finding a way to "Slide" down as you can with some cliffs.

The problem being my thumb got the wrong memo, and instead of hitting the Y button to get off I hit the X button which causes the horse to jump.

"OH SHIIII*Thud*

The funniest part about this story is I was talking with other people over a party and they heard every word.

 

[Mr.Petey]

Trying to find a decent co-op party in Red Dead on the PS3...christ I swear it used to be named "Hicksville hoedown" for how goddammed idiot filled it is. First you join the lobby who proceed to thump and punch people till you fall out. Ok that's fine, it's horsing around which I can tolerate y'know?

Then soon as the mission begins...christ you may as well call it "Team deathmatch vs AI" for all the cooperative play goes out faster than a wad of tobacco spat into a spittoon! It feels like it's every man for himself in that as it's a real 50/50 if you'll be revived in time or ignored and auto-revived at the checkpoint.

Everyone assumes they're the hero to cut it short.

Not to mention players who insist on riding the stagecoach like some rally car in the heart of Wales....seriously can't steer for crap and end up crashing most of the time...even more helpful if it's laggy.

Sorry I'm done

Have you got it on PS3 I have no freinds who have it on PS3.
OT: I convinced a guy with /me on WOW that I was a GM...
that was cool but when he started giving me stuff so I felt I had to tell him...

Yeah Im one of only a couple now who seem to play it on my friends list, still not finished it yet either. Am REALLY taking my time with the story!