Are you your username?
- Thread starter Erana
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I am Uncompetative.
Even when I get pulled into a discussion I'm not trying to win and I don't care if I lose because if I have been persuaded out of my original position then either my knowledge or my wisdom has increased.
By the way, I know full well that I have spelt my name wrong, but it isn't as if I was entering into some American Spelling Bee.
I wouldn't. I'm just uncompetitive.
Even when I get pulled into a discussion I'm not trying to win and I don't care if I lose because if I have been persuaded out of my original position then either my knowledge or my wisdom has increased.
By the way, I know full well that I have spelt my name wrong, but it isn't as if I was entering into some American Spelling Bee.
I wouldn't. I'm just uncompetitive.
Not really my name has nothing to do with me as a person but a joke from a friend I miss dearly. In the show Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law, there's an episode where someone says, "Hah hah! Dangly parts..." about walking around their lawn naked. My friend and I miss quoted it at length and it became an in joke. So "Danglybits" is my way of keeping him close.
I guess I am. I like to think it's because my enemies are kept in a state of infinite death, constant doom. One smartass pointed out that I could mean that I am in perpetual death, therefore referring to myself as being in Infinite Doom. He ended up with a broken arm. Oh, and the doom that I usually threaten people with is *ahem* "I will grab your lower teeth, rip off your jaw, gouge out your eyes using your own teeth, then cram your lower jaw down your throat and punch it out of your neck".
I now threaten to *ahem once again* "Violently grab you, gut you like a fish, burn you in a trash fire, mix the ashes with concrete mix, then bury the concrete block under a dog park so that dogs s**t on your unmarked, unmourned grave".
I have a very.... Evil alter ego. Not that I'm any less evil in real life. I have to agree with Erana. Most people aren't worth talking to, so I just chill in the darkest, loneliest corners I can find and just wait for everyone to give up trying to talk to me. The only person I've ever wanted to get to know is now my girlfriend. She too is often told that she creeps people out, but I cant find anything wrong with her. Besides the fangs. And the pale complexion. And her tendency to talk way too loudly about abortion while walking past churches. XD She looks like the chick from Underworld: Rise of the Lycans. Or Zoey from Left 4 Dead.
Oh well, I guess all of us geeks need to just band together and form our own nation, free of the idiots we all hate so much. Then we will fall to 3rd world status, and all die horribly due to literal console wars and famine once we realize that you cant eat computers and that potatoes are hard to grow.
I now threaten to *ahem once again* "Violently grab you, gut you like a fish, burn you in a trash fire, mix the ashes with concrete mix, then bury the concrete block under a dog park so that dogs s**t on your unmarked, unmourned grave".
I have a very.... Evil alter ego. Not that I'm any less evil in real life. I have to agree with Erana. Most people aren't worth talking to, so I just chill in the darkest, loneliest corners I can find and just wait for everyone to give up trying to talk to me. The only person I've ever wanted to get to know is now my girlfriend. She too is often told that she creeps people out, but I cant find anything wrong with her. Besides the fangs. And the pale complexion. And her tendency to talk way too loudly about abortion while walking past churches. XD She looks like the chick from Underworld: Rise of the Lycans. Or Zoey from Left 4 Dead.
Oh well, I guess all of us geeks need to just band together and form our own nation, free of the idiots we all hate so much. Then we will fall to 3rd world status, and all die horribly due to literal console wars and famine once we realize that you cant eat computers and that potatoes are hard to grow.
I think it's a bit tough to tell in my case since my username (same as my GT and superhero identity) was inspired by some homeless guy babbling at myself and a couple friends. I don't have my Homeless to English dictionary on me today either, so God only knows what I go around calling myself.
Well, firstly, this DirkGently and the other Dirk Gently are pretty different. DirkGently only occasionally acts like Dirk Gently, and that's mainly out of coincidence because DirkGently can't be arsed to act like Dirk Gently and found it doesn't really suit him anyway.
Myself, I'm not exactly DirkGently. We share a lot of the same characteristics, though DirkGently is far more open than me, and far more prone to embellishment and exaggeration. However, in terms of outlook and such, we're very similar. Practically identical. However, he never influences me. It's only the other way around.
Myself, I'm not exactly DirkGently. We share a lot of the same characteristics, though DirkGently is far more open than me, and far more prone to embellishment and exaggeration. However, in terms of outlook and such, we're very similar. Practically identical. However, he never influences me. It's only the other way around.
yeah mine was the result of a major typo, and not checking my spelling when i first used the name, the beauty of it is i can use this name over and over again because it is nonsensical, and no-one else has it. (it was suppose to be Spyderwolf) look how badly I messed up.
I've jus' stuck with it ever since
I've jus' stuck with it ever since
Short answer
Am I a tramp?
No.
Long answer
Am I a tramp?
Although the nickname was given to me many years ago when I apparently looked like a tramp as I hadn't shaven in a while and had reasonably long hair. I have since shaven and my hair has gotten passed the 'slightly too long' phase to the 'just a person with long hair' phase so I'm no longer a tramp by appearance.
Am I a tramp?
No.
Long answer
Am I a tramp?
Although the nickname was given to me many years ago when I apparently looked like a tramp as I hadn't shaven in a while and had reasonably long hair. I have since shaven and my hair has gotten passed the 'slightly too long' phase to the 'just a person with long hair' phase so I'm no longer a tramp by appearance.
